Request #5803

From:

sophie

Account Type:

Seed Account

Dreamwidth:

Account Name:

sophie

Style: (S2) core: public, layout: custom, theme: none, user: custom

Email confirmed? Yes

cluster: 10

data version: 10

scheme: tropo-red

Media storage used: 0.000 MB (0.0%)

Support category:

General/Unknown [Previous| Next]

Time posted:

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:34:40 GMT (807 weeks ago)

Status:

closed (10 points to

ysobel)

Summary:

I need my dog walked!

Original Request:

Dear DW Support,

I have heard it said that while Support generally does not come to your house, wash your car, walk your dog, and make you dinner, that a certain zarhooie has said that she might do otherwise ( http://dw-news.dreamwidth.org/18504.html?thread=2028616#cmt2028616 ).

I would like the Kat to walk my dog, please.

(ps. I don't actually have a dog.)

- Sophie.

Diagnostics: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-GB; rv:1.9.1.4) Gecko/20091016 Firefox/3.5.4

FAQ Reference:
Where can I leave suggestions for site improvements?

Hi Sophie,

While our dearest supporthelp Kat did indeed leave that comment, not only is she in the car right now, but I am pretty sure she can't walk non-existent dogs. Please see the referenced FAQ for making an official suggestion for non-existent-dog-walking to be added as a priv.

Best,
Yvi

FAQ Reference:
How can I show my mood, music, or location on a post?

Hi, Sophie

It seems you've encountered a temporary Kat-egory error. She intended to offer to come to your dinner, wash your house, and make your dog. This issue has been reported to the other members of the Triumvirate for instigation, and will be rectified as soon as possible after Kat has finished walking her own car.

In the meantime, you may find that the alternative mood enhancement and location modification methods given in the FAQ linked above will meet your needs. I'm sorry for the convenience, and thank you for your impatience while this matter is devolved.

Regards
Trixie

I'm not interested in alternative [whatever] enhancement. I get enough Viagra spam already!

Hi Sophie,

Would you be interested in some Ci_a1is instead?

Best,
-not a spammer

No, but I do have a lot of money in Nigeria that I need to randomly throw at someone. How does

No, but I do have a lot of money in Nigeria that I need to randomly throw at someone. How does FIFTY MILLION US DOLLARS strike you?

It sounds good to me!

Dear Sophie,

I will wash your car if you will translate Dreamwidth into British English.

Best,
Kat

I would do that, except for three things:

a) I wanted a Kat to walk my dog, not for a Kat to wash my car.
b) I actually have a car. Washing a car that exists is harder for you to achieve than walking a dog that doesn't.
c) DW has no British English translation. :(

So. Kat and dog? Plz?

Hi Sophie,

You do not currently have a dog that has not been Kat-walked. Hence, I believe we have fulfilled your request to the fullest possible extent.

Love and bunnies,
-ysa

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