Poll

George II (England): comes with mistress and monologues, but adores me and makes me regent
2 (8.7%)

Peter the Great (Russia): I could become ruling Czarina after his death! (if he doesn't put me into a nunnery)
0 (0.0%)

Philip V (Spain): sure, he's always depressed and at times thinks he's a frog - but he gives me all the power!
2 (8.7%)

Friedrich I (Prussia): adores me, lets me set the rules of our time together and finances nice palaces for me
12 (52.2%)

Franz I. Stephan (HRE): will have mistresses, but supports my being the boss of everyone without fail and is great at cheering me up
7 (30.4%)

George I (England): would murder my lover and lock me up for the rest of my life
4 (17.4%)

Friedrich Wilhelm I (Prussia): sexual fidelity does not make up for constant marital warfare and child abuse
9 (39.1%)

Louis XV (France): while I'm constantly pregnant, he has sex with every female who moves
3 (13.0%)

Friedrich II (Prussia): he's gay, and will take his Dad issues out on me
2 (8.7%)

Christian VII (Denmark): increasingly insane, but I'm the one ending up a prisoner (with an executed lover)
5 (21.7%)