z e u s [ the united house of the greco-roman ] (
bossman) wrote in
universalis2012-02-08 10:54 pm
IC: EVENT
A TERRIBLE THING IS HAPPENING
reference books detailing myths and legends stolen from libraries...
wikipedia pages wiped clean from the face of the internet...
ancient stained glass windows smashed and destroyed...
historical research centers burnt to the ground...
Someone out there is trying very, very hard to erase all of the possible sources of power and belief of the ancient gods and goddesses. And it hurts. Whilst the powers of the minders are unharmed by the attacks, the gods and goddesses will be certainly feeling the toll: it's now painfully clear that even the simplest of miracles are now becoming almost impossible to perform.
deities, you had better have gifted your minders with some decent blessings! Because now you're going to rely on them more than ever. Someone is out to get you.
reference books detailing myths and legends stolen from libraries...
wikipedia pages wiped clean from the face of the internet...
ancient stained glass windows smashed and destroyed...
historical research centers burnt to the ground...
Someone out there is trying very, very hard to erase all of the possible sources of power and belief of the ancient gods and goddesses. And it hurts. Whilst the powers of the minders are unharmed by the attacks, the gods and goddesses will be certainly feeling the toll: it's now painfully clear that even the simplest of miracles are now becoming almost impossible to perform.
deities, you had better have gifted your minders with some decent blessings! Because now you're going to rely on them more than ever. Someone is out to get you.

MESSAGE | to the seven and their minders
SECURE THE TEN (in case this had not been made clear, we are in talks with the Phantom Queen);
the rest, consolidate and keep in custody (feel free to delegate this duty to underlings since you guys seem to be so miffed about it).
(REITERATING THE FACT THAT THEY ARE NOT TO BE EATEN OR HARMED IN ANY WAY.)
Payton is the bigger priority. Amon is already on the case; if possible, I would like Leviathan and Belphegor to be assigned as well.
PLEASE TAKE YOUR MINDERS, AND BE CAREFUL.
Mammon, please look into the transactions of money in the email that Thoth was so kind as to crack the code for.
GENERAL NOTE: CALL ME if anything should arise.
Call in back-up if you should need to.
Further information pending.
POSTSCRIPT: As per Thoth's message, please see if any of the heavier-hitting lower demons are in the vicinities of any mentioned items and have them help out.
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NOT POSSIBLE
I DON'T NEED THOSE FUCKERS TRIPPING ME UP
SEND THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE
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TEXT
YOU CAN WASTE THEIR TIME IF YOU WANT
BUT I'M NOT BABYSITTING
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UNRELATED TEXT MESSAGE
Spare a moment for an old friend, will you.
Let's have words.
TEXT;
Quite a day it's been.
You have my ear.
TEXT;
Makes a girl wonder where you've gotten to.
Makes a girl think you're in the know.
Is it time?
TEXT;
I cannot say for sure.
No, if I have any say in it.
(Sorry, darling.)
But, again, nothing is a surety.
TEXT;
I wouldn't mind that.
Not one bit.
Been watching the news lately?
The Four are waiting.
TEXT;
Unfortunately, it looks like I won't be able to sort this mess out on my own.
I know.
It's hardly a comfort.
What is it that you know?
TEXT;
Much better at burning them, if I remember right.
Nothing beyond what the papers tell me.
They do like their dredge, the Four.
And so here I am, dredging, before I'm on my merry way.
no subject
...because i have an unending desire to be punched by her today.
clearly i should just go running after her.
and with bel in tow.
brilliant plan.
[ take note that he didn't say...no. ]
no subject
ACTION | unsurprising!
ACTION | fuck yeah!
How do you feel about Syria?
ACTION | preemptive weeping!
Good food, nice weather. Unfortunate tendency to attract on-coming apocalypses. [ A beat. Dryly: ] Why?
ACTION | unbreak my heart, etc.
It's gonna be a bit of a hotspot, if I'm understanding things correctly.
ACTION | noooo not toni braxton the thread will collapse!!!
I really wish you'd stop saying 'I'.
[ Not him, them. Always. ]
ignore me that I'm late [ TEXT ]