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Rose Lalonde ☼ TentacleTherapist ([personal profile] roseate) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-06-12 10:43 pm

Employment is fun.


They're letting me do the cakes.
Merry arbitrary stand-in troll antibirthday, Mr. Vantas.
ihateyouetc: ♋ emosasquatch@LJ (W-)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2012-06-13 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
OH FUCK
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT????
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2012-06-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
OK FIRST OF ALL FUCK YOU
IT'S STILL NOT MY WRIGGLING DAY
SO THERE WAS NO REASON FOR YOU TO "CONJURE" THAT
OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DID TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THAT.
notvictorious: (Would you have loved me either way?)

[personal profile] notvictorious 2012-06-13 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So when is your birthday?
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[personal profile] riseup 2012-06-15 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
*molting day.
riseup: (hello i am not john egbert)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-06-15 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
yes way.
so much yes way.
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[personal profile] notvictorious 2012-06-15 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
The cold medicine is affecting your brain.
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[personal profile] riseup 2012-06-15 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
fine, fine.
you caught me.
it's his hatching day.
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[personal profile] riseup 2012-06-15 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
every year he spins a cocoon and hibernates for the whole day.
when he hatches, he is the same asshole karkat.
just a little shinier.
riseup: (what have you doooooone)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-06-15 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
why would i lie about something like that?
it was super gross to watch, let me tell you.
notvictorious: (I would've figured you out)

[personal profile] notvictorious 2012-06-15 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'd bet. I mean.. I guess I'm not that surprised? I saw them as little baby troll bug things so.
riseup: (hello i am not john egbert)

mission accomplished

[personal profile] riseup 2012-06-15 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
apparently on their 18th hatching day, they sprout wings and become real trolls.
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[personal profile] notvictorious 2012-06-15 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
What?? You're pranking me, aren't you?
riseup: (oh nooooooo :o)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-06-15 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
no way!!!
i saw the gross cocoon hatching and everything.
i am sharing the terror.
riseup: (hehehehe)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-06-15 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
yes, absolutely.
ihateyouetc: ♋ (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2012-06-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
AND SECOND OF ALL
ACTUALLY, MOST OF ALL
FUCK THAT THING
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2012-06-13 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
WHO GIVES A SHIT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HUMANS EXPECT
ACTUALLY, THAT'S A LIE!
I SOMEWHAT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT GIVEN WHAT I'VE SEEN OF JOHN'S EXCRUCIATINGLY BORING LIFE
HOWEVER, I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND GIVE HUMANITY ONE SINGULAR POINT OF CREDIT
WHICH IS I AM PRETTY FUCKING SURE EVERY HUMAN "BIRTH DAY" ISN'T LIKE A "HUMAN JOHN EGBERT BIRTH DAY"
ANYWAY, THE POINT IS I'M NOT FUCKING EATING THAT.
riseup: (this is a mystery!)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-06-13 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
no, mine was pretty different.
i can give you a list of all the reasons why it was different.
it starts with too many cakes and ends with an apocalypse.
riseup: (HEY KARKAT GUESS WHAT)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-06-13 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
but for yours, we have the appropriate number of cakes!
also presents.
so it's pretty normal.