OK FIRST OF ALL FUCK YOU IT'S STILL NOT MY WRIGGLING DAY SO THERE WAS NO REASON FOR YOU TO "CONJURE" THAT OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DID TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THAT.
WHO GIVES A SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HUMANS EXPECT ACTUALLY, THAT'S A LIE! I SOMEWHAT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT GIVEN WHAT I'VE SEEN OF JOHN'S EXCRUCIATINGLY BORING LIFE HOWEVER, I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND GIVE HUMANITY ONE SINGULAR POINT OF CREDIT WHICH IS I AM PRETTY FUCKING SURE EVERY HUMAN "BIRTH DAY" ISN'T LIKE A "HUMAN JOHN EGBERT BIRTH DAY" ANYWAY, THE POINT IS I'M NOT FUCKING EATING THAT.
no, mine was pretty different. i can give you a list of all the reasons why it was different. it starts with too many cakes and ends with an apocalypse.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT????
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IT'S STILL NOT MY WRIGGLING DAY
SO THERE WAS NO REASON FOR YOU TO "CONJURE" THAT
OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DID TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THAT.
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so much yes way.
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you caught me.
it's his hatching day.
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when he hatches, he is the same asshole karkat.
just a little shinier.
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it was super gross to watch, let me tell you.
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mission accomplished
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i saw the gross cocoon hatching and everything.
i am sharing the terror.
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ACTUALLY, MOST OF ALL
FUCK THAT THING
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HUMANS EXPECT
ACTUALLY, THAT'S A LIE!
I SOMEWHAT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT GIVEN WHAT I'VE SEEN OF JOHN'S EXCRUCIATINGLY BORING LIFE
HOWEVER, I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND GIVE HUMANITY ONE SINGULAR POINT OF CREDIT
WHICH IS I AM PRETTY FUCKING SURE EVERY HUMAN "BIRTH DAY" ISN'T LIKE A "HUMAN JOHN EGBERT BIRTH DAY"
ANYWAY, THE POINT IS I'M NOT FUCKING EATING THAT.
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i can give you a list of all the reasons why it was different.
it starts with too many cakes and ends with an apocalypse.
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also presents.
so it's pretty normal.