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ᴠɪʀɢɪɴɪᴀ ( ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀ ) ᴘᴏᴛᴛs ([personal profile] efficacy) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou_log2017-02-15 05:37 pm

so no one told you life was gonna be this way; ( closed-ish )

Who: Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, Marian Hawke, Varric Tethras, Nathan Drake, Elena Fisher + any invited guests
When: February
Where: Kauto R1, residence 15
What: Any and all roommate shenanigans in their new house! Top-levels to follow.
Warnings: Trolling, quips, committed couples


otiosity: (insert shitty joke here)

Hawke

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-15 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wake up in the morning feelin' like hrgggg - closed to housemates.]

[Hawke is sitting in her pajamas at the breakfast bar. Well not really sitting more like... collapsed on the breakfast bar. Her arms are on the table and her face is buried in them. Someone has clearly had a rough night. There's a cold piece of toast on a plate in front of her and a screwdriver that's barely been touched (but smells pretty strong).

Dum-E the adorable robot and sufferer of unrequited love rolls around the kitchen, trying to decide if he should bring her a box of tissues or a smoothie or what that will THIS TIME make her love him.

Do you dare approach this pathetic creature? (Hawke. Not Dum-E. Dum-E is precious]


[Will it blend? Thisavrou edition. -Open to all.]

[New house means new technology that Hawke has never encountered before. Dishwasher, washing machine, oven, and her favorite, the blender. Well, it's her favorite as far as it's fascinating. She watches Tony make liquid drinks in them in the morning that he forces on her but she drinks anyway because she's a good person.

Currently, she's grabbing various sorts of produce, chucking them into the blender, and then leaning down to see well... if it blends. Hawke watches the decimation of the pieces of produce with a clear amount of glee.

When you approach, she'll present to you a small electronic device that's definitely not important.]


What do you think? Will this thing tear it up or no?

[Wildcard! Hit me with anything.]
otiosity: (sounds fake but okay)

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-16 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Barely.

[Is the stuffy response from underneath her arms. But the sound of her booze being unfairly stolen from her actually gets her to raise her head out of her arms. Hawke looks almost comically terrible, her eyes and nose are red, and she has dark circles contrasting her pale skin.]

And I haven't. I've only had one.
otiosity: (yikesarooni)

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-16 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hawke frowns. She paid good money for that! Okay, she didn't pay for it. Technically Tony paid for it. But still it was paid for and it was perfectly good.]

Of course it will. Haven't you ever heard of hair of the [she makes a valiant effort to stifle a sneeze here]. Or maybe it's cat, in this house.
otiosity: (uhhh have you thought about the weather?)

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-16 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, forever postponing doesn't seem all that bad. A fair compromise in fact.

[At the pointed look she just blinks innocently and then sneezes on her poor piece of toast and then winces at how that makes her head pound. It's sort of a vicious cycle over here.]
otiosity: (i should go)

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-18 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I was testing to see if alcohol helps with allergies.

[And also because she's an anxious mess, hahaha.... But that's a secret that only Tony knows. Also she blinks a little at the offer as she rubs at her itchy nose. She has servants at home so she's no stranger to being cooked for but they are servants. Someone just doing it for you is a bit strange.]

You make eggs? You don't look like someone who makes eggs.

[Cooking is messy!!]
otiosity: (insert shitty joke here)

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-18 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Less put together, I'd expect.

[She sniffles loudly. And Dum-E takes that as his cue to beep and carefully drop a box of tissues in front of her like a bouquet for a lovely lady. Hawke gives him a side eye before taking one of the tissues and blowing her nose into it. Dum-E seems to take this as liking the gift and he trills.

Hawke rolls her eyes.]

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otiosity: (insert shitty joke here)

IT COULD IF YOU LET HER

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-17 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hawke blinks up at Pepper like she's a little confused at why she's being yelled at. Of course Hawke knows why, it's more that no one has taken over the role of "person who yells at Hawke" since she came here and she has a funny sort of nostalgia for it. She doesn't know if she misses Kirkwall, but she does miss Aveline and all her lecturing and even the funny sort of motherly advice that comes out of her every now and then. Now Pepper seems to be falling into that role quite easily.

Maybe it's a red head thing.

Hawke sighs like Pepper is being ridiculous and rubs at her nose.]


Alright. I suppose I'll have to find a different way to have fun. ...Or buy my own blending thing.
arcreact: (miracle elixir of the gods)

wake up in the morning

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-02-27 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ At some point - if she notices - Tony plops down at the bar next to her, one hand clutching a mug of coffee and the other waving Dum-E away as he hovers and beeps and generally fails to be useful for, well, anything. Stop trying, kiddo. ]

You look like shit.

[ GOOD MORNING. ]
otiosity: (uhhh have you thought about the weather?)

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-27 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[THERE'S A LOUD SNIFFLE AND SHE RAISES BOTH HER HANDS TO FLIP HIM OFF. But keeps her head buried in her arms.]

Still better than you on one of your good days then.

[Muffled sass.]
arcreact: while the police let me ride their horse. ((505) thank you for holding my vodka)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-02-28 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Dual wielding. Nice.

[ He thumps her on the back like a good friend, clearly indifferent to her weak-ass insults. Step up your game. ]

Y'know, I bet I can blend a few Tylenol into a smoothie.

[ He says it with the confidence of someone who's done it many, many times. ]
otiosity: (i dont know how i feel about that)

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-28 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Hawke makes a displeased noise at the thump. But she raises her head slightly to give him a side glance with red, watery eyes.]

Are you offering to wait on me, Mr. Stark?
arcreact: for the same thing, at the exact same bar, 30 years ago ((570) my dad got arrested)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-02-28 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ordinarily, probably not.

But since I don't trust you with anything sharp that also runs on electricity, sure. You get a freebie this one time.

[ Smashcut to Hawke's Will It Blend experiments, thus thoroughly validating his concerns. ]
otiosity: (oh you sweet summer child)

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-28 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[FUCK YOU. She did it for science and you ought to be proud!!!]

I'll treasure the moment in my mind forever. A sure sign of your affection. He blended something for me.

[Said a mock teary tone, clearly trying to imitate someone who just received an incredible gift. At least she's perking up a bit and no longer seeing how far she can burrow in her own arms.]
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arcreact: (301) again? ((240) banned from zoo.)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-02-28 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I can still change my mind, you know.

[ A pathetically empty threat, as he's already pushed away from the bar to assemble whatever fruit he can get his hands. Also vegetables. Hell, he'd probably be adding powdered supplements if he could find any. ]
otiosity: (i dont know how i feel about that)

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-28 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Hawke rolls her eyes, sneezes, and then reaches out to grab a tissue and blow her nose (much to Dum-E's delight, probably).]

You could. But then I'd have to do it myself. You're supposed to stick your hand in as far as possible to make sure it's working right?

[She knows your weakness buddy.]
arcreact: alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE! ((541) taking advantage of)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-02-28 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?? Dum-E bumbles over to take her used tissue from her, though. Probably to throw it out and not to build a shrine out of it. Probably. ]

... I bet I could fingerprint-lock the blender. And the oven. And the can opener.
otiosity: (i glances)

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-02-28 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[BECAUSE IT'S FUN. Also this time she gives Dum-e a sort of exhausting pat on his neck. She's had weirder fans. Probably.]

Well, they're all electric aren't they? And electricity is basically lightning. I could run them on my own. Manual.

[She taps her fingers together and bits of lightning crackle between the tips.

Get new friends, Tony.]

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