planate: (FLIPS A TABLE)
🥞 Woefully Flat Angel 🥞 ([personal profile] planate) wrote in [community profile] robothell2015-08-08 11:57 pm

i cant think of a funny title

Who: pipes and......you????
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah



a.

Pipes knows the deal. He knows what the pollen has done to him and that he doesn't need to go to the medibay. He wants to handle this like an adult, but he has a big problem.

He is a really, really shitty adult.

He'll be around, wherever anyone wants to run into him. Adorable, horny minibots go where they are needed.

b.

Well, this was awkward. Despite his... efforts, Pipes had been unable to get rid of The Feeling.

Honestly, it was getting to the point where he was outright annoyed with the situation - he just wanted to carry on as normal after going a few rounds with both himself and perhaps some other people.

It didn't work. Nothing had worked. Pipes comes to a stop from his near constant driving and transforms, stumbling into a wall. He's quiet for a moment, then punches it in frustration.

...


"Ow! Frag it! Ow!"

c. closed to mayday

Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Pipes wants to get laid with someone he cares about. More than average, at least.

He'd made a beeline for Mayday's ship-house and called up the lift shaft a few times.

Heh. Shaft.
fuckinstoplights: (That makes no sense.)

b

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
"... Pipes?"

Normally, if someone were around, and they made that kind of noise? He would have just taken off. Hidden away somewhere else. But he knew that voice. Knew it and trusted it so far.

Besides. It wasn't as if he really wanted to be alone right now, anyway. Though he honestly has no idea why.

So he peeks out of his hidey-hole. Which is literally just that. A hole in the wall he's wedged himself into.
fuckinstoplights: (Wait we put the gas where now?)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-10 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
"You weren't supposed to."

He says it very simply, but he's wiggling out of his hole, enough to drop down beside the smaller bot. Reaching out without thinking, to see that hand for himself.

"What happened?"
fuckinstoplights: (Wait we put the gas where now?)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-11 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes."

He doesn't seem to have any hard feelings about Pipes forgetting, at least. Instead, he still seems far more concerned with the smaller bot's welfare.

"Can I do anything?" A beat. "To help?"

Yes, he is about as clueless as he sounds.
fuckinstoplights: (Yes I'm listening.)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-11 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, if Pipes tried to put the moves on him, he wouldn't even remotely understand it. So, it's likely for everyone's best interest the minibot feels that way.

He nods though, and shifts enough to where he's standing nice and close to his new friend.

"Is that all?"
fuckinstoplights: (Shh we're having a serious talk now.)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-13 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Hiding."

Which was why no one had really seen him. He'd come out to hook himself up to his solar recharger, but that was about it.

"I don't like it here," he admits, and leans sideways against Pipes.
fuckinstoplights: (Yes I'm listening.)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-14 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
It does feel good. Enough to where he starts to curl himself into Pipes' side. Head on his shoulder.

"I'm sorry you hate it too."
fuckinstoplights: (Yes I'm listening.)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-15 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't mind. Or, if he does, he doesn't show it. He blinks down at their hands, before curling his fingers around Pipes' in return.

"I don't know how to talk to people. Not like you can."
fuckinstoplights: (Shh we're having a serious talk now.)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-16 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"No? Then... why is it so difficult?"

Oh, he will hold that hand. And wrap their fingers together.
fuckinstoplights: (Yes I'm listening.)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-17 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Nothing. It just... gets awkward."

He probably should be more detailed than that. But he doesn't want to bother his new friend with those details.
fuckinstoplights: (Shh we're having a serious talk now.)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-18 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Like... we're doing now?"

One of his wings flicks, then folds down a bit around his small friend.
fuckinstoplights: (How many licks DOES it take?)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-19 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
"... You."

And Sixshot. But that wasn't something he wanted to get into right now. At all. It still really hurt to think about.

"And a helicopter with a shower brush."
fuckinstoplights: (Yes I'm listening.)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-20 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes." A pause, and then, by way of clarification: "His face was like yours. But he had eyes."

Spinister, in other words. If Pipes had even met the guy. But it doesn't occur to him to ask. Of course his friend will know other robots.

"You can't?"
fuckinstoplights: (Wait we put the gas where now?)

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2015-08-20 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"You-- oh."

And cue the tentative touching of the visor with a fingertip. Very carefully trying to push it up and down.

"You don't seem bad at it."

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