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Who: pipes and......you????
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah
a.
Pipes knows the deal. He knows what the pollen has done to him and that he doesn't need to go to the medibay. He wants to handle this like an adult, but he has a big problem.
He is a really, really shitty adult.
He'll be around, wherever anyone wants to run into him. Adorable, horny minibots go where they are needed.
b.
Well, this was awkward. Despite his... efforts, Pipes had been unable to get rid of The Feeling.
Honestly, it was getting to the point where he was outright annoyed with the situation - he just wanted to carry on as normal after going a few rounds with both himself and perhaps some other people.
It didn't work. Nothing had worked. Pipes comes to a stop from his near constant driving and transforms, stumbling into a wall. He's quiet for a moment, then punches it in frustration.
...
"Ow! Frag it! Ow!"
c. closed to mayday
Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Pipes wants to get laid with someone he cares about. More than average, at least.
He'd made a beeline for Mayday's ship-house and called up the lift shaft a few times.
Heh. Shaft.
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah
a.
Pipes knows the deal. He knows what the pollen has done to him and that he doesn't need to go to the medibay. He wants to handle this like an adult, but he has a big problem.
He is a really, really shitty adult.
He'll be around, wherever anyone wants to run into him. Adorable, horny minibots go where they are needed.
b.
Well, this was awkward. Despite his... efforts, Pipes had been unable to get rid of The Feeling.
Honestly, it was getting to the point where he was outright annoyed with the situation - he just wanted to carry on as normal after going a few rounds with both himself and perhaps some other people.
It didn't work. Nothing had worked. Pipes comes to a stop from his near constant driving and transforms, stumbling into a wall. He's quiet for a moment, then punches it in frustration.
...
"Ow! Frag it! Ow!"
c. closed to mayday
Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Pipes wants to get laid with someone he cares about. More than average, at least.
He'd made a beeline for Mayday's ship-house and called up the lift shaft a few times.
Heh. Shaft.
b
Normally, if someone were around, and they made that kind of noise? He would have just taken off. Hidden away somewhere else. But he knew that voice. Knew it and trusted it so far.
Besides. It wasn't as if he really wanted to be alone right now, anyway. Though he honestly has no idea why.
So he peeks out of his hidey-hole. Which is literally just that. A hole in the wall he's wedged himself into.
Re: b
He waves with the hand he used to punch the wall to show he's fine. Even if Kagerou didn't ask.
"I didn't... see you hiding there."
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He says it very simply, but he's wiggling out of his hole, enough to drop down beside the smaller bot. Reaching out without thinking, to see that hand for himself.
"What happened?"
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He'd forgotten. Sorry, buddy. Pipes has been a bit preoccupied.
"Uh, nothing bad. I've just been having some annoying systems problems that don't really have an easy fix. Nothing serious just... excess energy. Makes recharging hard!"
Among other things.
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He doesn't seem to have any hard feelings about Pipes forgetting, at least. Instead, he still seems far more concerned with the smaller bot's welfare.
"Can I do anything?" A beat. "To help?"
Yes, he is about as clueless as he sounds.
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"I..."
Well, he would never want to try it on Kagerou. Like, no offence, but he is so cute and pure.
"Could you stay for a bit? I was getting a little lonely."
Hey, maybe just contact'll help. If worst comes to worst, he can just make excuses and leave. It would suck, but he can live with it.
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He nods though, and shifts enough to where he's standing nice and close to his new friend.
"Is that all?"
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He hasn't seen Kagerou for quite a while...
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Which was why no one had really seen him. He'd come out to hook himself up to his solar recharger, but that was about it.
"I don't like it here," he admits, and leans sideways against Pipes.
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"Me neither."
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"I'm sorry you hate it too."
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"Try not to stay alone too much. It's really helped me a lot to meet new people in the same boat as me."
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"I don't know how to talk to people. Not like you can."
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Ooooh hold his hand, Kagerou-sama. That's the lewd stuff.
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Oh, he will hold that hand. And wrap their fingers together.
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That is a cue for Birb to share his experiences. This hand holding is getting HOT AND HEAVY WOW
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He probably should be more detailed than that. But he doesn't want to bother his new friend with those details.
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He says, leaning his head on Birb's shoulder.
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One of his wings flicks, then folds down a bit around his small friend.
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He doesn't say anything else, but leans back into that wing. Goodness, how comfy. After a moment or two, he pipes up again.
"Who else have you met here?"
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And Sixshot. But that wasn't something he wanted to get into right now. At all. It still really hurt to think about.
"And a helicopter with a shower brush."
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"I mean, I can't fault you for wanting to keep to yourself."
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Spinister, in other words. If Pipes had even met the guy. But it doesn't occur to him to ask. Of course his friend will know other robots.
"You can't?"
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It being Spinister doesn't really click. Maybe later when he's in a better state of mind to think on it.
"Nah. Like, every Cybertronian is terrible at social stuff."
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And cue the tentative touching of the visor with a fingertip. Very carefully trying to push it up and down.
"You don't seem bad at it."
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I'M SO SORRY
10 YEARS DUNGEON
I REALLY AM SORRY...
100 YEARS DUNGEON
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