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So everyone knows about alternate universes now. But have they seen any strange ones?

And I mean, strange like. Is your evil alternate twin running around here? Or a good looking one (but with a beard?)

I'm just kind of curious as to what people know about alternate universes and what they've noticed about them.

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I'm pretty old hat at this, since I've been visiting them from birth? I've said it before, but anything 'weird' to people probably won't be that weird to me.

Though, my actual real life twin is here and I guess he's kind of like, evil. In the sense that I'm definitely the nicest, most cool one.

Me too! Kind of. We just got shunted a lot.

What makes you the not evil one then?

That sucks! My mom and dad (also uncle) like to travel. My siblings and I get dragged along too.

My God ... You're right. How do I know? What if, all this time, the dick has been me?!

[ Jon stops typing briefly. His mom would have his hide if he heard such language. ]

Maybe you ask your friends? Or your dad?

My dad would probably just keep this existential crisis going. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe my new friends here would too?

I guess I'll just have to work extra hard to be nice.

Or you can become a superhero! Then no one can say you're evil.

Though the chances of getting an evil clone kinda go up.

I would LOVE to be a superhero. Do you know someone who could show me the ropes?

I would also love an evil twin, if only to rub it in Will's face.

[ Technically Jon could. But secret identity. ]

I don't know. Maybe if Batman was here. He does training camps for heroes. I think.

[ Smooth, Jon. ]

Do I already need a secret identity before I can hypothetically join such a camp?

Yeah. That's mandatory.

Okay cool. Maybe you help me out. I can make my hands go on fire? I think, if I did my gross way of powering up, I could lift six cars? Also animals love me and I can usually make them do whatever I want.