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The Joker ([personal profile] super_sane) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-12-18 09:46 am

Video; un: bat.enthusiast

["Ash"'s device cuts on and shows the ground. The occasional tremble can be seen in the video and heard in his voice that has nothing to do with the cold. ]

I went for a walk today and found something I can only describe as horrifying. A body, with a note attached to it. I have made sure to hide the rest of this video after so those that do not wish to see the following image won't have to and we can just...discuss ways to calm my shaking nerves.

[The device pauses for a moment before moving to the body: it's been burned terribly, the corpse forced and tied into a position not unlike that of a cooked turkey. The device zooms in on the note, which has been worded with various bits of paper like an old school ransom note from one of those overly dramatic movies.

You know the ones. It reads: 'Help! I was left in the oven too long and missed my big day! Please eat me.' A sad face sticker is placed at the end. The video moves to show the communal housing building. Seems "Ash" here was on his way back home when he came across the corpse.]

What should I do?
ragnarsson: ([17.17] Ready to kill)

Video @the.boneless

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-12-23 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know, if Ivar hadn't seen Ash with a gleeful smile on his face hacking up a monster, he'd completely believe this. Oh, he's good. As for the body, Ivar's not too terribly shocked. He's seen worse. Hell, he's done worse.]

Looks like what we do to Christians back home.

[Some Vikings had a fondness for burning them alive.]
ragnarsson: ([17.28] Plotting)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-12-26 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Teaching the Viking will be very dangerous...for everyone else. What he learns will only add to the insanity already present in his mind.]

No, although that would be amusing if we did. We just tie them to piles of wood and light them on fire.
ragnarsson: ([18.22] Revenge half-done)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2018-01-01 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Bah, even in his own mind, Ivar's no villain. The show is called Vikings after all, so of course he's the protagonist.]

Sure. For them. But they'd do the same to use if they got the chance.
ragnarsson: ([17.12] Call in everyone)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2018-01-03 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
You must have a higher opinion of people as a whole than I do.

[People were savage, brutal, and cruel. That was one thing that hadn't changed in a thousand years since Ivar's time.]
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[personal profile] ragnarsson 2018-01-06 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
That optimism is definitely misplaced.
ragnarsson: ([17.15] Doesn't give a shit)

Private

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2018-01-10 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ivar The Boneless.

[He fiddles around with his device for a moment before making their conversation private.]

So are you going to tell me the real reason you cooked that guy up? Or was it just for fun?