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re_alignment2012-11-01 03:57 pm
sixmillionyears) wrote in re_alignment2012-11-01 03:57 pm
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[ If there's one thing Tailgate has discovered he's not a fan of, it's waking up uncertain how he got there, after some uncertain length of unconsciousness. That's a lot of uns. Too many.
Which is why the Tailgate currently being broadcast to you live from somewhere in the junk pile is looking a liiiittle bit panicked. Just a wee bit. ]
What year is it?!
[ Or, y'know, a lot. ]
W-where am I?! Where's the ship?!
[ Okay, focus. Slow, even vents. Can't pass out now. ]
Ooooh slag not again.
Swerve? Rewind? Cyclonus? C'mon guys, someone talk to me. I'd even settle for Ultra Magnus right now...
[ He ducks his head down into his hands and focuses on his venting again, and it's only after he calms himself a little that he seems to take proper stock of his surroundings. ]
How did I even get down here..?
Which is why the Tailgate currently being broadcast to you live from somewhere in the junk pile is looking a liiiittle bit panicked. Just a wee bit. ]
What year is it?!
[ Or, y'know, a lot. ]
W-where am I?! Where's the ship?!
[ Okay, focus. Slow, even vents. Can't pass out now. ]
Ooooh slag not again.
Swerve? Rewind? Cyclonus? C'mon guys, someone talk to me. I'd even settle for Ultra Magnus right now...
[ He ducks his head down into his hands and focuses on his venting again, and it's only after he calms himself a little that he seems to take proper stock of his surroundings. ]
How did I even get down here..?
[video] bc you asked for it
After all that nothing I've done for you, too. [HUFF]
Ingrate.
Re: [video] bc you asked for it
[ CONFLICTING EMOTIONS. On one hand, hooray for a familiar face! On the other... Whirl.. ]
Sorry, I just-- They were just the names that came to mind first!
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[Jerk. Oh wait, he's your roomie. Eh, not good enough!]
Just saying, I've done stuff, too. Fraggin' took out Fort Max singlehanded.
[video]
[ Come on Whirl, cut him a little slack here. ]
It's not like I'm not happy to see you!
[video]
Sure. That's your excuse.
Yeah? You don't look happy.
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[ Whirl you are making this even more difficult and weird than it already is. ]
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Well, long story short your roomie/crush ain't here.
[Making things difficult and weird is Whirl's job.]
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[ Whirl what are you even going on about now. ]
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[Whirl just likes pushing buttons.]
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Yeah, well. You had to sit through the Autobot Code with Ultra Magnus. Guess you've probably done your penance.
Re: [video]
[ Tailgate could seriously go another six million years without ever hearing another line of the Autobot Code. Particularly not if it's coming from Ultra Magnus's vocalizer. ]
[video]
Hey, I'm just saying, anyone that well-acquainted with Ultra Magnus's love of semi-colons has probably suffered enough.
[Welllllll, suffered enough with a garnish of prodding from Whirl.]
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How 'bout the time you tried to blow off my head. Wanna talk about that?
[His face, his beautiful faaaaaaaace!!]
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I-I didn't do it on purpose!
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Right. You didn't 'mean' to blow me up. Swerve didn't 'mean' to shoot Rung in the head. Nobody means to do anything.
Fraggin' amazing. [Considering Whirl's recent stint in jail.]
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[He does not believe.]