re_alignment | [video]

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tf: animated | sentinel prime

[video]

[well, someone looks and sounds incredibly happy. almost disturbingly so]

I assume everyone has settled back in after our trip?

If anyone still has any problems, tell me or one of the other Police Force members and we'll try our best to remedy it.

Anyway.

[yeah he doesn't really give a shit if you have a problem that's not the point of this message]

Are there any ballstics experts around willing to meet up with me? I have something I need to ask a few questions about.

That'll be all.

[text - locked to ventus]

What happened?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You are a Police Force officer now?

Mmm, yes. I got bored of sitting on my aft all day as you so eloquently put it.

Why?

I thought they ran psychological tests before accepting a new member.

[ah, ko, enjoy his expression changing from neutrality to rage at that]

What are you implying.

[From the other side of the screen he's grinning ~~with all his new set of jaws~~.]

What do you think?

Edited 2013-12-08 22:51 (UTC)

[that's gross bro]

That you think I'm stupid or insane?

[CROSS ARMS AND HUFF]

Because I'm neither.

[That's his life no. He didn't choose it.]

Or perhaps you are a bit too easy to enrage to be given police force authority.

Stop changing my replies to video feed.

Nope.

[man he does know he has a hair trigger temper but it's kinda hard not to when you're surrounded by morons]

Never once in my thousands of years of service with the Elite Guard have I let my emotions get in the way of my work. That would mean straying from the rules, and breaking them for such a petty reason would never end well for anyone involved.

[Takes one to know one, Sentinel.

And you make it, he's irritated enough to not notice the video is back on when he grows his reply. Almost a literal growl, as his jaws splits and he hisses, his now long fangs visible.]

Don't make me go there and make you!

Edited 2013-12-10 01:03 (UTC)

[uh]

[UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH]

[UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

Edited 2013-12-10 11:41 (UTC)

point taken

what the frag was that what did you do

allspark im going to have a fragging spark attack what the pit

[That's what you get for being a di...for being you. Enjoy the nightmares.]

~~It's nothing of your business~~ I don't know what are you talking about.

what

yes you do don't be like that

the jaw thing. you know these videos are automatically stored right. i'm watching it again right now

i'm assuming the pillar did that

frag me sideways what the pit is with this planet i hate it

Edited 2013-12-10 12:43 (UTC)

Oh this jaw thing? [Since his secret is blown now he might as well have fun with it. Knock Out grins and wiggles his jaws, pretty much like a mantis would, enjoy.]I did not know you were so interested. Wanna see a trick I can do with my tongue now?

Yes It was the pillar. This better don't last.

You and me both.

oh so now you messed up you're happy to wave it around like some sort of circus trick

you are stupid

although if it was the pillar then it probably will wear off after a few days. it can't keep this slag up while it's dead, right?

whatever just don't come near me with that i don't want to get infected with the dumbaft medic virus

I am far from happy with this. Or the memories. [Or the constant hunger. He shoudl be overcharged from all the energon he drank and yet he's still thirsty.]

That better be the case or i will be really pissed off. And it's better not to anger me further right now. I have a few thing or two to day to the FirstForged. [First: thank Solus for the extra help fighting wolves. Second: bitch nonstop about the pillar's side effects.

Knock Out's eyes narrow.] Now you are just asking for it.

Can't you just sleep it off? What's the general issue? Apart from the face... chin... split thing.

I'm sure everyone else will be as well; the last thing we need right now is to lose a medic.

Just... do you want me to cuff you and throw you in a cell for a few days so you don't accidentally kill anyone?

[he's being 100% serious btw]

Sleep it off? Oh Primus, that's brilliant! Why I never thought of that? [The sarcasm, it burns.] There's other things but I don't want to talk about them and you don't want to listen to them either.

[That part surprises him enough so he stops growling.] Oh, now you are worried. That's adorable.

That sounded almost like you cared. Are you sure that you don't just want to get me handcuffed? [Kinky, Sentinel.]

>:(

Probably not, you'd be better off telling Red Alert or Ambulon.

I care about the Haven's populace being in potential danger. It's not ideal, but I'm sure you'd rather spend a few nights in a cell than be responsible for inadvertently killing someone, right?

Edited 2013-12-10 22:17 (UTC)

Did you just emote at me. What are you, a protoform? [Knock Out's trying to cover his grin.]

No, I don't need any medic. Now you trust Ambulon? He's far from reliable right now.

'Course you do. I also bet that you would love to arrest a former Decepticon for doing nothing. [Naaa aaaah, not allowing anybody to lock him anywhere ever again. Also, yeah 'former'.] I'll stay in one of my rooms, not killing anything but time.

I didn't say I trust him, but he's a medic regardless.

I also didn't say I want to arrest you. It's a safety precaution. I'd even make sure you'd get all the things you want for comfort! Like... high grade, or whatever.

You seem confident in your own abilities to restrain yourself. If anything happens, don't say you weren't given an offer.

[he didn't quite pick up on that 'former' part. too busy being an asshole]

Hannibal Lecter was also a doctor, just so you know. It's actually amazing how many doctors have bloodthirsty tendencies.....

[That doesn't sound so bad. Still, that means him being locked in some place.] Really? What if I want company, would you provide that? I won't bite you. [He lowers his voice, smiling.] Unless you insist, of course.

Don't worry, If the wish to suck someone dry gets too strong I will contact you.

[Knock Out's used a higher level of assholeness, all things considered Sentinel is even being nice.]

I have no idea who that is.

Allspark I can't believe I'm saying yes to this but if that's what you want, then I suppose I owe you for the help with my leg.

[HE'S IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD OK and also this will only reflect well on him, being so heroic in the core then flawlessly helping ko overcome his ailment]

text forever

[video because he's a dick]

PFFF > >:( cnage to text

NOPE

TEXXXT D8

video forever hueheuehue

>forever change to text >:[ /growls

HUEHEUEHUEHEU

Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexttttt...wait noooo...video, oopsie

1/??

2/??

3/??

[text] 4/4 finitio

[text] snnnnrrrk 8D he won! Strikes= text typed then deleted)

[text forever ;_;]

>now he uses video just to spite him >8]

[text] oh how the tables have turned

[video] Yep. HUEHEUEHUEHEU

[t-t-text]

[Video - he's baring his fangs again]

[text] YOU'RE GROSS

[video] SAID CHINMAN

[text] thats the only emote he knows :(

[Video] aygasd Clearly KO needs to teach him a few ー(￣～￣)

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