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[Video - Solus Temple] New Opening!

[Get out your popcorn, mechs, ladies and gentlemen because you are getting a show to watch. And who’s hosting that? Why yes, your two ~~less~~ favorite medics. Barricade is black, while Knock Out is the red text.]

Ehem. [Knock Out sports a huge grin and looks pretty darn proud of himself, meanwhile Barricade is leaning against a berth with his arms crossed, a smirk on his face.]

It came to our attention that keeping all your medical resources as well as all your doctors in the same place at the same time is the worse idea anyone ever had since Starscream decided that stiletto heels were trendy.

[Knock Out could recite a long list of bad decisions that Starscream made, but that's neither here nor there.] We would like you all to be the first to know that the new clinic is currently open.

Don’t worry, we’re still in Solus’s temple – just in a different spot. Now with our facility you’ve got one-stop shoppin’ f’r all your upgrade needs. And if someone happened to pop your arm off and beat you with it, we’d be happy to re-attach it and get those nasty dents out. Even touch up your paint.

Now, time for a virtual visit.

[Knock Out pats the head of the droid holding the camera gently and it starts moving around the clinic for people to see how it looks. Flonne smiels and waves at the camera when it walks past the reception desk.

There's a ridiculous amount of pristine walls and white floors, and the space is big. Way bigger than it was intended to be at first, sorry Solus, Knock Out got a bit trigger happy when it came to knock down a few walls.]

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Getting your arms cut off is something that happens, is not like we do that on purpose. [>.>;;;;]

Nice clinic, Barricade.

Well, aside from the person doing the cutting, right? Especially if their intention is to beat you with it after.

Thanks, Blurr. Been working on it f'r a while.

True. It was Starscream and his _{intention was to keep}tearing off part of me until he got to my t-cog. Unpleasant, to say the least.

I can tell. It almost makes you look like a real doctor! [Teasing~teasing~]

A Starscream, huh? How rude of him. He wouldn't happen to be that particularly screamy one that just showed up, would he?

Ahh, nothing is gonna make me a real doctor. Though I might look fetching in a white coat.

The one that's in jail now? Yes. What a co-in-ci-den-ce, uhm?

[Blurr thinks you always look fetching, it's even unfair. He keeps that to himself but he smiles.] Are you sure _{you will be able} to find one big enough?

Quite a coincidence. Tries t'tear you apart, then comes back and ends up in jail. Silly of him.

One to fit these things in? [Barricade reaches and grabs the pauldron on the opposite shoulder, wagging it a little and laughing.] Probably not.

That sort of things happen more often than you think!

If it's of any consolation I _{can't fit mine} anywhere. It's too big and long. [He's talking about his own shoulder, of course.]

That's a smidge awful, really.

Oh, it ain't so bad. It's really quite nice. I'm sure we'd able to squeeze it in somewhere. [Barricade can just go with it. He lives innuendo.]

Iwontdisagree. [The story of Blurr's life is smidge awful, Cade.]

Perhaps with a bit of help. It's always better if there's two of us. [Ah, those silly robots and their innuendos.]

Naturally it's better with two than alone. Sometimes it's even better with three... if you pick 'em carefully. [Well innuendo is just so much fun.]

[This one actually makes Blurr's face plates head up.] Three, really? Does it get a bit crowded?

[Mwahahah.] Not if you know what you're doin'. Though sometimes if helps if everyone can be pretty flexible, or else you're in for a real mess.

[U///U STOOOP]

I'm more flexible than most. [The reply is automatic, because he really is. When eh realizes that he said that out loud Blurr shies away slightly.] I mean er _{I have way less armor} plating than most of the mechs out ^{there because} I was made for speed and thatswhatIwastryingtosay.

But so far I think that two mechs invovled is enough for me.

[For Barricade's part all he does is smile a little.] You don't gotta be embarrassed about that at all, darlin'. It's handy in a lotta situations.

But two'll usually do ya, yeah.

[That helps him relax marginally.] sorryIcanthelpmesomtimes. And yes, I can imagine. How flexible are you? [He had to aks.]

G-good.

It's all right. Just you oughta be more confident. You're a special guy. As f'r how flexible I am... [He laughs.] Very. There's an advantage to all of this spikey plating; I c'n get it out of the way when I need to move more.

I'm working on that. [He's seeing Rung and everything. Blurr was more confident before Shockwave happened, really. Then...Shockwave happened and there was a lot of doubting his abilities.]

It's removable? Well, that sure is something.

Most folks can, really. Just have t'get them to open the locking mechanisms. But, more to the point...

[Barricade flares all of his plating open at once, looking not dissimilar from a fluffed-up bird or a porcupine.]

All of them are independently mobile. They c'n flatten down or splay up as required.

[A giant metallic fluffed-up bird, Blurr can't deny it's a surprising view.]

Oh wow. That's really aerodynamic. [And that's mostly what Blurr's admiring now.Barricade's frame is really appealing to him because of how unique it looks.]

Adaptability and Flexibility, hm? It suits you really well. And I really mean that. [He does, really. Jokes and flirting aside, he likes Cade because he's smart, witty resourceful not just a handsome mech. Of course, the handsome part doesn't hurt.]

[He chuckles, flicking his plating back down into its usual spots. Occasionally they still shift, and wings twitch against his back.]

Really good f'r making me look bigger than I am, too. Or for startlin' folks, if I can get them in the right position. [Barricade does tend to rattle them together when he needs to make himself sound louder.]

Ah, most 'cons from my dimension can do something like this. Even with just a few plates. We keep things interesting. [Or he does, anyway, because he's a bit of a show-off when he gets the chance. And showing off for someone he likes is just the tip of the iceberg, really.]

Earth cats do that too, you know. [Of course he knows, he was the cutest mischievous kitty some time ago.]

[Now that sounds intimidating, specially if you are bothered by loud noises.]

Ah, I see. Interesting. [Blurr looks down at himself. he has barely no armor, much less a mobile one.] I can use my radio, it's better than anything.

[He snickers, clearly joking.] Some other in my universe do have more useful kibbles, though.

I do. Was why one of my old friends called me RC. [It just happened to be even more relevant after he had a turn as small and furry.]

I know. Wings and jets in their boots and such. [He does know Dirge after all. Very well~]

Though your antenna is rather adorable, I have t'say.

RC? [Now he wonders about the name.]

That's how it works yes. All the Starscream^{and his clones} have those, there aren't flyer autobots in my world. [Unless you count the twins, and those were genetically engineered.]

My ante...? Ah, you mean the spike in my head. [It's really sensitive, but Blurr keeps that to himself.] Why, thanks.

It's short for 'Robot Cat'.

Aside from those two... Jetfire and Jetstorm, innit? I knew them a little; sweet kids. Though I'm sure you make up for the lack of flight pretty well.

Mm-hmm. That bit exactly. 'S cute.

Oh! Ahaha. Really cute.

Yes, the twins are something special. [Blurr never talked to them all that much, ebcause they were under Sentinel's care, but he was fond of the pair.]

Nnnnooooooooooisssnotcute! [It's manly as hell :U]

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