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Rafael 'Raf' Esquivel ([personal profile] deusexraf) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-01-16 07:21 pm

4. [ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]

[the fact that this is an 'accidental' video comes through, quickly - the camera is bouncing around, though somewhat repetitively. what's visible though is Raf's upper body, and he seems to be grabbing on to something metal (though not without a pair of gloves).

he's also laughing. the kid's breathlessly exhilarated, the type of laughing you get when you're on a roller coaster that may have seemed a bit scary at first but you've come to love. why would it be scary, you ask?

another jostle of the camera shows more of the metal he's grabbing on to - it's heavily segmented, intricate, and aside from what's immediately near him, all of it seems to be /moving/ to the point where if a hand or foot slipped, it could...end badly. very, very quickly. but Raf doesn't seem worried at all. another jostle, and a bit more becomes clear, to where it looks like he's riding a giant, mechanical worm...

yes, ladies and gentlemen.

Raf is riding the Driller.

the camera, unfortunately, isn't giving a clear enough view to show where exactly they are, but at least he seems to be having the time of his life?
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[personal profile] docbot 2013-01-17 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
RAFAEL JORGE GONZALES ESQUIVEL WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING.
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[personal profile] docbot 2013-01-17 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
GET DOWN FROM THERE IMMEDIATELY.

AND I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER.
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[personal profile] docbot 2013-01-17 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hello. Would you care to explain what you are doing before I die of sudden spark failure?

docbot: (like a match to gasoline)

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[personal profile] docbot 2013-01-17 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Well he is acting in loco parentis. AND HE IS ALSO MOMBOT.]

And did you think about safety precautions? Or at least about the possible consequences of accidentally falling off of Driller and causing yourself severe damage upon impact with the ground?!
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[personal profile] docbot 2013-01-17 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Deeep breath.]

Do explain.
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[personal profile] docbot 2013-01-17 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
And if, say, you slipped and he were distracted, what would catch you?
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[personal profile] docbot 2013-01-17 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
... you have until the count of three to tell me where you are so that I can come pick you up. After that, you're grounded for an extra two weeks.
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[personal profile] docbot 2013-01-17 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
On top of the two you're already going to be grounded AND DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT THREE, YOUNG MAN?
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[personal profile] militarybred 2013-01-17 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Just. Hissing. The Raf isn't yours, you can't have him.]
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[personal profile] docbot 2013-01-17 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be there in 10 minutes. Stay put and for Primus's sake, don't go riding around again.

[It's not hugely noticeable, but Ratchet's voice has a quaver to it near the end -- the rage is wearing off and turning into sick, weak-kneed relief.]
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[personal profile] docbot 2013-01-17 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Ratchet pulls up with a screech and the moment he transforms into bipedal mode, he's scooping Raf up into his hands and holding him close to his cheek -- the closest they can get to a hug, given their size difference.]

Don't do that again.


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[personal profile] docbot 2013-01-17 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you hiss at me, you overgrown earthworm!

[With the translators, you might not even notice, but Ratchet's switched over to base Cybertronian from the sheer stress of this whole thing.]

That child is under my protection, and I will not let him be injured by something as frivolous as going for a joyride on your back without so much as a safety rope to help him keep hold!
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[personal profile] militarybred 2013-01-17 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Driller rumbles, and lets out another hiss. It would puff up, but it kind of has a tiny thing on it right now.]