[ Well look who it is, transmitting directly from her sickbed. She has a nice wrap of bandages around her head, covering what would have been her right eye. She frowns at the camera, at least she's looking more alert and rested. ]

Okay, motherfuckers. If my calendar is correct, it's only a few days 'till Christmas.

I know a couple of us humans and even some bots are helping decorate and that's fucking awesome but we need some damn festivities.

I need some volunteers for caroling. Obviously I'm not going to be able to go running around so you guys have to be willing to come to me so I can teach you some songs.

Drift, Wing, Perceptor. I expect you three to do it. If you don't I'll be pissed. Soundwave, I don't really imagine I have to threaten you to participate. Anyone else is welcome and encouraged.

[ Somebody's trying very hard to look and sound like everything is fine. Stiff upper lip. ]

Hey, Firstforged? I want some snow. Never really seen it up close and personal, but you can't convince me one of you can't whip up some industrial-sized snow-maker device. I believe in you.

I hope you all have been good while I was gone. Santa Claus is coming and all of that good stuff.