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Jetfire ([personal profile] angleofscience) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-11-27 12:05 am

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Greetings. [Jetfire probably looks a bit too serious for the topic this is going to be revealed to be about, but he's simply like that.]

After I promised someone who's not... er, as big as some of us a way to get around more easily, it was clear more of you would need the same. Since unless you've found something in the Junk Pile or can always trust to quickly have a nearby cybertronian offer or ask them, which might not always be possible in an emergency.

So, this is hopefully a workable solution... [Jetfire briefly partly turns away from the feed, and when he turns back he angles the arm he has the computer screen on that's recording to show a... well, it reminds of a disc. Maybe an upside-down frisbee, with an added, low railing and what's clearly seating.]

They hover, and you control direction by leaning where you want to go... it is recommended you sit down while riding one of these. Speed I've managed to add as a manual control toggle.

[It was, however, easier to make the control motion sensitive, even if that might make them slightly harder to control for the humans and/or other smaller organics that would need them.

He carefully puts the little disc back on the table beside him as he turns back to the feed.]


I only have seven of these for now, but I'm working on more, so ideally every temple that has at least an organic will get one first, then the Hub ought to have one, and then I can start giving them out to any who wants or needs one.

Locked to Four
I apologise for the time this took, but yours was tinier than the others, so they were all finished more or less at the same time.

[This time the little hover frisbee-like disc he presents have a little extra "frisbee" attached behind, much larger than the front one as well as two claw arms, one obviously meant to pick up anything that couldn't be made, or wasn't, magnetic, and the other one to pick up what the claw couldn't.]

I had to compromise between the size that would most fit you and how large the... ah, attachments could be and still make it reasonably easy to control. I hope it works.

Locked to Starscream
[Excuse him as he stares into the feed for a moment, then glances away no, he's not squirming and back, shaking his helm.]

Starscream... I need to talk to you. In person.
drpaperairplanesmd: (disheveled!)

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[personal profile] drpaperairplanesmd 2012-11-27 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh! This she can get behind!] Hello, there, Mister Cybertronian. I couldn't help but notice, um - So, you made that [squints] hovercraft? Very interesting! [she giggles] I like building planes myself; nice design, very scifi-- [er] Sorry. My name is Martha. Um, so, have you sold all seven of these machines?

If not, I'd be interested in investing in one. But... I'm not sure what you'll accept in payment, since I sort of landed here without any money on me, and it'd be Earth currency, so... Doubt you'd want that.
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[personal profile] drpaperairplanesmd 2012-11-29 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[She's listening, pretty engrossed. All this new, cool science stuff! And Jetfire is a sentient plane! Holy crap! But then she snaps out of it, nodding and smiling.] Right. I figured as a civilized society, we'd rely on currency or some sort of bartering system. Can't say I'm disappointed; for once, being poor isn't a bad thing. Though, er [oopsy frown] I hope you didn't take that as me saying this planet - your people - are uncultured or primitive, mind you.

[Martha just sighs] Well, great! To hear that you're making more. I would honestly like to examine one when you start releasing them. I can imagine it'd make things easier for myself and others of my species and or stature.
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[personal profile] drpaperairplanesmd 2012-12-01 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this planet doesn't evolve in some ways my planet did. Could go without the Black Plague and Inquisition and everything. [smiles] Just like Earth... Though I'm sure, given the architecture I've observed thus far, it'll be a little more interesting and abstract than our cities.

[Martha knits her brows] So, there are no factories here? No equipment you could repair and use to mass produce these crafts? [sigh] Go figure. I would love to watch you build another, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be very much help in its construction. [her smile goes lopsided] Sorry.
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[personal profile] drpaperairplanesmd 2012-12-02 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm? Oh! The... Black Plague? Inquisition? [small laugh] They're very nasty, unpleasant stories of Earth's past. Nooooot some of our more shining moments.

I just hope it won't take too long. Not only for Cybertronian needs, but other species as well. Kinda reminds me of the Revolution period.

... Er, another major historical event on Earth. But definitely a shiny one.
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[personal profile] drpaperairplanesmd 2012-12-02 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? You guys don't archive and catalog historical events? You don't have any news outlets or such media? On my homeworld, pretty much everything is preserved in newspapers or records... Even stuff no one cares about, like a celebrity getting an awful tan.

So, technically, we came just before God could get to planting flora in the Garden of Eden. [smirks] I feel like a prehistoric caveman, now. Instead of crawling out of the water to evolve, I just... fell through a wormhole. [She doesn't realize she's probably confusing the Hell out of Jetfire.]

I've been told about the junkpile, the Badlands, and general surrounding areas, but... This is a planet. It must be huge. Yet there have been no expeditions? No research parties to scout and map the unknown territories? Or... I assume no one made it very far...
Edited 2012-12-02 21:15 (UTC)
drpaperairplanesmd: (imploring!)

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[personal profile] drpaperairplanesmd 2012-12-03 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Think your government might have been withholding or manipulating information from the public? [smirk] Yeah, Earth was no stranger to that either.

Good idea. I wonder what the extent of the Badlands are? It reminds me, a little, all this talk on dirty politics and strange, new worlds, of a movie. I'm sure you know what a movie is, so...

About a man who was trapped in a surreal world he thought was reality, when in truth, those he knew and loved were all actors, and he was part of an experimental show. Where people grew up watching his life unfold, without him even knowing he was being fooled and led a life broadcast for all to see.

The point is - he had been raised to believe the ocean was a dangerous place, where a loved one had died, and so he feared the sea. In the end, he found the ocean was in fact very small, and led to the edges of his "universe". He'd been set up to fear the ocean so he would not explore and thus, find the truth.

[sigh] Sorry about the rambling, but... I wonder if the Badlands do have limits. If there's something beyond them we are not meant to know of. And if those who wandered into those ominous lands found the truth. If the truth was not meant to be found, then perhaps it was not the Badlands that swallowed them whole.

[Martha chuckles] Just an interesting thought I had. Figured I'd share. Bit morbid, though... Sorry. [oops, socially awkward]
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[personal profile] drpaperairplanesmd 2012-12-05 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. [She pauses to think a moment] I guess all we can do, then, is just... Take it day by day. Though it's quite infuriating. Who knows what's waiting on the other side...

[Martha shakes her head and laughs] I guess, right now, I'd just like to find a decent place to bathe.
drpaperairplanesmd: (silly!)

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[personal profile] drpaperairplanesmd 2012-12-07 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm in Alpha Trion's temple, so... I can check it out. It may not be ideal, but at this point, beggars can't be choosers. Though, I wonder - what do you use to bathe yourselves? On Earth, we simply use water and soap. Though there's different types of soaps for, say, skin and hair. A lot of different soaps [snrk].

At least the lake may provide the water I'll need for drinking. I'm assuming it's safe for humans to consume? I could run a test, but I don't have the tools on me needed to check pH levels and the like. But, since you're a scientist who appears to have been here a while, maybe you'd know?
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[video] /jacks

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2012-11-28 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
He's not selling them, but you can always repay me instead.
drpaperairplanesmd: (sassy!)

[video oh she remembers you]

[personal profile] drpaperairplanesmd 2012-11-29 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[You get a glare then an eye roll.]

Are you always this... impish?
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[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2012-12-03 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
I think you mean charming, or handsome, clever, extremely good looking, amazing ...
drpaperairplanesmd: (sassy!)

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[personal profile] drpaperairplanesmd 2012-12-05 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
No, more along the lines of puerile, callow, vexatious, irksome, et cetera.