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Wheeljack ([personal profile] must_do_science) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-07-21 10:18 am

[Video] [Origin : Junk Pile] Macro-Dimensional shift gives me a headache.

Arright. Something is seriously wrong with Cybertron's chrono-dimensional anchor. I dunno who, or what, or even when, but this constant planet change is not right at all. I mean, first the whole planet resets like someone hit 'Undo All'... and now it does it again only there's apparently rusting First-Forged walking around!

Ugh. There's also a huge anomaly out here that shouldn't be sustainable without insane levels of energy but at this point I'm willing to just overlook it, given that we're probably dealing with some kind of rupture in fourth or possibly fifth dimensional barriers here.

[Have an extended sigh, as Wheeljack runs his hands over his faceplate.]

I coulda dealt with things as they were. I mean sure we had an overpopulation of three different factions on a Cybertron that seemed to want nothing more than to kill us but at least things were starting to get organized.

Now I'm back to piles of junk.

Ooooohkay. Bee, Prowl, Metalhawk, Starscream - If any of you made it, let me know. Oh and Bee, if yer out there, this was not me.
wheeljackofalltrades: (You don't mean-)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2012-07-21 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[You ever get that feeling that maybe somebody out there has the same face as yours? Well...Wheeljack's feeling that now. And he's a nerd. You know what? He really didn't expect to see this today. Primus or whatever god deals with that, you caught him by surprise.

He listens a moment to the techno babble that seems to come out of this bot's not-mouth before he decides to speak up.]


Uh...calm down there, geek squad.
wheeljackofalltrades: (look who showed up)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2012-07-21 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[As soon as Wheeljack takes notice, he perks an eyebrow.]

Yyyyyep.

And this next sentence is gonna be pretty awkward, champ.

Name's Wheeljack.
wheeljackofalltrades: (Bitch don't even start with me)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2012-07-21 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, it's a good thing he had a first-hand experience with Starscreams 1-3 before finding you, Wheeljack. Otherwise he'd think you were some weirdo fanboy.]

Uh, ya just rattled off some babble I'd more likely hear from the ol' Doc than somethin' I'd say.

[His eyes aren't really focused on Wheeljack's optics, but more to the head fins. Yes, they were in the same position....but...

SORRY, SOMETHING'S BUGGING HIM. He reaches up and points to his own headfins.]


Uh...ya got somethin on your...

Do they always do that?
wheeljackofalltrades: (I'm TRYING to focus here!)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2012-07-21 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Gonna be honest with ya, buddy. Ya lost me after "Something" on that broadcast. I'm a mechanic, not a scientist.

[Is this what happens when you mesh Ratchet and himself together? His wings give a slight flutter, as if chilled by that.]

Cause it'd be weird if they did, partner.

Also you're not in battle, ya can let up on that mask.
wheeljackofalltrades: (bitch please)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2012-07-21 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. Just your average, everyday Wrecker.

[Oh Wheeljack, you haven't even cracked this iceberg yet. Not only is he not a scientist, but he's in another fraggin' spectrum. REALLY MAKES YA THINK!]

When I'm not breakin' em down.

...

Wait, so you're sayin it doesn't-
wheeljackofalltrades: (What did you say about my wife?)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2012-07-21 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHINK!

That faceplate slides along over his mouth, and pretty soon, the two Wheeljacks are twins in the faceplate department.]


-slide on?

And they're my audio receptors, bud. Need 'em to...yannow, hear.

[HE'S NOT ENVIOUS IN THE LEAST.]
Edited 2012-07-21 21:21 (UTC)
wheeljackofalltrades: (Hey...whatcha guys doin'?)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2012-07-22 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...well I never really considered replacin' em, yannow? What's the point? Just the way I came.

[Are you analyzing his ears, Wheeljack?]

I'm a Wrecker. Don't tell me ya never heard of em.
wheeljackofalltrades: (smiiiirk)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2012-07-22 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well whattya know! Ya have heard of us! Ya even chose the right vocabulary.

[Well, he certainly seems proud of that...]
wheeljackofalltrades: (Swords drawn)

[Video] Never change IDWjack ;~;

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2012-07-22 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[The silence is long and extensive, and for awhile, Wheeljack thinks he may have accidentally broken his other-reality self. Well, that was a bummer. He was starting to like the guy too... He probably couldn't Lob with the guy, but he rattled on and on like Ratchet, and that was fun to poke at whenever he could.

When the engineer finally speaks up again, he can only shake his head, chuckling a bit.]


Seemed like a better use of my time than stayin' on Cybertron.

I'm guessin' this is a surprise to ya too.

[Without another moment's hesitation, he draws his two swords to show him.]
wheeljackofalltrades: (sorry..that was my bad)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2012-07-22 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
No kiddin! Drift and I are good buds here! Fought off some vermin an' everythin'.

[Oh no. Don't wave that-WHEELJACK...

At the mere sight of it, the Wrecker!Wheeljack puts his hand on his helm, dipping his head slightly downward, as if trying to avoid something by default.]
wheeljackofalltrades: (Jackie being Jackie)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2012-07-23 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Wheeljack quickly recovers from that, as soon as he remembers that it's on the other side of a screen and not directly in front of him.]

Heh, apologies for that. More often than not Ratchet ends up tossin' those things at my head.

I usually deserve it, too.

And I know what ya mean. I miss my grenades. Makin' em from scratch here just isn't the same.

[Why yes Wheeljack, he makes his own explosions just like you!]