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fjlska.mp3

[It's only the first 1:30 but Dave wanted texts so here he gets texts.]

Edited 2018-01-19 18:06 (UTC)

file name needs work
otherwise im a fan
inspiration?

yes i know, it's untitled right now but i can only save so many files as "untitled1, untitled2" etc.
just wanted to write some fight music, i think?
an anthem of being up against a clock and winning anyway.

wow what the fuck
are you trying to tell me something here

not really???
wait is that what it's saying?
i was just thinking! and then that happened, it's not like i'm picking a fight with you personally.

are you sure this isnt an egbertian request to throw down
set up a rink and invite all our friends to start a betting pool
lets get ready to rumble style
maybe with popcorn i dont know what snacks you can find at a wrestling match
maybe its a byob situation

i mean i dooooo want to train soon.
i think i'm up for it.
but also wouldn't that be byos?

im breaking up with you for acronym policing
also we can train whenever i still go out nightly mostly

i've been broken up with for worse.
i'm just working on some stuff so maybe tonight?

wow
yeah k but im not taking my shades off for training

...but maybe don't actually break up with me? haha.
also that's fine. i did not expect you to, shadeless fridays are only for the room anyway.

im already playing all the single ladies at top volume its too late now were committed
remind me to write a heartbroken text to rose later
about how you tried to stifle my acronymage
ok that just looks like im a word wizard
which like
is even cooler than what i was going for so lets stick with that
but anyway its fine you can win me back at my word magic show
when youve seen the error of your acronym police ways
there can be a song and dance number

roof works for you right

so what you're saying is now i have to start labeling everything on social media as #dumped and #heartbroken, got it.
i'd definitely write you a get back together number though.
flashmob and everything.
but in all seriousness yes the roof works just fine. there's enough space.

have you been talking to liz or something

[ the ONLY PERSON he confided in that he'd just straight up marry any stranger who did a flash mob at him ]

what does that have to do with anything?
i mean i talk to her but not about you.

[No that's actually just where his mind went when Dave said dance number.]

no reason
at all
carry on

also #bereft has more of a kick

you have a point.
also that is not suspicious or weird at all.
want to meet in maybe a few hours then?

yeah sure just text me whenever you want me up there
also shut up im never suspicious ever

sure thing! soon, i think.
that is also a huge lie but ok, suuuure.
lullabyforcats.mp3

youre more suspicious than me
also ill do lyrics to this

i am not.
what kind of lyrics can you write for a cat?

emotional and touching ones
she will get the best wordsmithing out of me ever
because i love her
shes so cute
this morning after you left she did the thing where she became a loaf of bread

i cannot believe you'll wordsmith the cat except that i can.
please tell me you got a picture of the catloaf though.

i cannot believe you havent checked her instagram
obviously i posted pictures of it

[ update: he apparently made the cat an instagram

he is that person ]

i forgot you made her an instagram.
i mean i shouldn't because my following list is short, but still.
what a perfect loaf.
give me like two hours to finish something and i will text you?

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