Aaaaaaa okay. I was going to save this for next month, but RL has been dumping on my hardcore as of late and I need this sort of thing like you would not believe.

So.

For the next forseeable future (at the least a week, at the most two), Meta will be a kitty.

Meta will be a little armored Kitty.

Able to do kitty things like bite and scratch, but also a dense heavy little thing. Feel free to punt him across the room. He's durable.