http://why-born.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] why-born.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2011-01-08 11:58 pm
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Fifty Four

[Wybie's in the library, reading books on lizards. Why? Because Deadpool got him one for Christmas. His journal is open beside him]

Hey, do you know if you can teach a lizard how to do tricks? Like fetch?

They can totally play fetch, right?

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
...You can't teach lizards tricks. They're lizards!

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't put it past you, honestly. I've never seen a lizard do tricks. Is it a boy or a girl?

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to help you train it! As long as it's not, you know, evil.

How should I know? Isn't there anything in the library about how to tell?

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. If you ever get a pet that can eat you, I'll let it. First a toe, then an arm.

[Sigh] You gotta find out sooner or later.

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem, Why-were-you-born.

You had to do it for Pepsi, didn't you?

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, duh. I'm not stupid, Wyborne.

Well, how do you think the doctors were able to tell whether you were a boy or a girl?

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Wybie, it's biological science.

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if it's a girl, you should totally name it Josie.

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Because then you could form a band! Josie and the Reptiles!

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...What's that supposed to mean? It's better than naming it Mr. Lizard like you're going to!

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's not creepy! I was just saying. Josie and the Reptiles sounds like an awesome band!

You could be like Mr. B, only with lizards!

[identity profile] explorationist.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
You're already halfway there.