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Leia "fITE ME" Organa ([personal profile] oratorical) wrote2016-05-05 08:19 pm
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captainscruffy: insomniatic (deeply offended)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-28 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[so, today some guy asked leia out on a date over the amulets, only for everyone to see, and han is Not Happy. well, he's a little happy with the way the guy was immediately intimidated by him, but the scenario as a whole is annoying to him. he paces around the kitchen, grumbling irritably and thinking more than is healthy about the drawing larry showed over the amulet. where does he get off anyway, dedicating that amount of time to wooing han's...you know...the girl he's gonna spend his whole life with??

suddenly remembering that leia is home, he changes pace and stalks into the living room, the sight of her existing calmly in their house setting him off again when it would probably settle a rational person.]


Can you believe this guy?? You saw that, right?

[he even gestures to his head, presumably to make that statement more clear and to insinuate that he's talking about a telepathic message and not, like, something that happened just now in the kitchen or something.]
captainscruffy: insomniatic (what exactly did i do to deserve this)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-29 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[by this point larry has made it quite clear that he's scared of han and has no desire to rumble with him, leaving han all worked up with nothing to do. he paces a bit while leia speaks, looking increasingly frustrated, before groaning and flopping down next to her.]

I can't even hit him, he's too pathetic. Why does this keep happening?

[stop inconveniencing han by having an attractive body and personality, leia!! sheesh.]
captainscruffy: dreacons @ ij (please continue)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-29 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
It ain't like I expected you to tell him yes or anything, sheesh.

[he looks offended at the notion, which is particularly ironic considering his stance the last time they talked about other dudes being into leia.]

He just shouldn't be buggin' you in the first place. I mean, askin' where everybody can hear, that's pretty...presumptuous.

[he hesitates before the last word, like he was going to say something else but changed his mind at the last second.]
captainscruffy: insomniatic (busted)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-29 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, he's an embarrassment.

[he mutters it grumpily as he puts his arm around leia and leans into her, you know, casual-like. she invited him to the couch so this is just a natural conclusion. natural and casual.]

With his stupid drawings. I could draw if I wanted to.
captainscruffy: dreacons @ ij (but thats not fair)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-30 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I could!

[ooh, that was nearly a whine. it was definitely a little higher-pitched than he probably intended it to be.]

And, what, I can't be bothered by some kind of wannabe artist hitting on you?

[despite his grumblings, he has only settled further into his new position, so he's not very likely to move even if she continues to nag him.]
captainscruffy: dreacons @ ij (say that one more time)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-30 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...

[he admits it grudgingly, before abruptly (though not really,) changing the subject. he even sounds a little guarded about it.]

Ben told your artist pal we're married.
captainscruffy: dreacons @ ij (did i ask for that)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-30 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
No!

[he says, quick and annoyed. if anything he was pleased, that ben's gone from not wanting anyone to know they were related to admitting it to total strangers.]

I mean, unless it bothers you, then...
captainscruffy: insomniatic (hmm)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-30 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[and there it is, the gentle realization. maybe he's been more nervous about the nature of their relationship this whole time than he's been letting on.]

Uh, good. [he shifts around until he's half-lying on the couch, so he can semi-comfortably put his head on her shoulder. it puts the arm that's around her at a slightly awkward angle, but whatever. he'll live with it.] Nice change for Ben, huh? I've been givin' him some space since...y'know. Maybe it's helping.
captainscruffy: insomniatic (so dubious rn)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-30 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Like, "oh, okay"?

[he's not sure why she's dwelling on that. he was so clear, after all!!]
captainscruffy: dreacons @ ij (okay)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-30 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't, I just, wanted to make sure you were okay with that. The being married thing.

[since they had agreed to be engaged and all. not that he's stumbling over the issue or anything.]
captainscruffy: insomniatic (welp)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, great.

[HAN COULD YOU BE ANY MORE AWKWARD ABOUT THIS.]

You know, we're...we're pretty much married now, right? [he picks up a little bit of speed in his speech, like he's trying to get through the whole list before she can stop him.] We got a house together, and we both got jobs, and we sleep in the same bed, and we got a kid to argue with. That's married, right?
captainscruffy: dreacons @ ij (muffled kill bill theme in the distance)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-30 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[for some reason, he had expected her to object to this. maybe because there hasn't been a ring or a ceremony or anything like that involved.]

If you want to?

[and as a result, he feels a little off-balance about it. there was no argument where he expected one, what should he do?]

And you'll always be my old lady but it'd be nice to be able to call you my wife, too.
captainscruffy: dreacons @ ij (red alert red alert)

[personal profile] captainscruffy 2017-01-30 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[he actually flushes at how pleased she seems to be--the emotional effects around here make it easier to read other people's emotions, so of course right as his grin widens a familiar, loud sound is heard from the kitchen. yep, the stovepipe. yep, again. han groans, burying his face in leia's neck so he doesn't have to see her reaction to that. no doubt it'll be embarrassing.]

Okay, so, wives aren't supposed to laugh at their husbands, remember that.

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