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Glad that's fucking over with.

[And as soon as this goes up, so does the evidence of his unfortunate encounter with today's curse.]

[ooc: Just pretend one's in red and one's in blue, Orange Blaze and White Lightning respectively. Orange wins. Needs more 90s era fanfare 8D]

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You took down the old man. Good job, kid. I hope you didn't break his hip.

Hey. Fuck you.

Hey, I'm just pointing out the statistics of this shit. I mean yeah he got you, but probably only because he's young and quick.

You need glasses, asshole. I ain't fragile.

Okay, okay. But seriously, you all right?

Do I sound alright? Shit, Pink. I'm good. It wasn't that bad or nothing.

Gotta make sure. I'd hate to kick a dog when he's down.

You can but don't go blamin' me when you lose a leg.

Yeah, yeah. Can we move past this metaphor, please?

Your call. So that was my day. What the fuck did you do?

[You showed him yours (kind of) so...]

I said a fuckload of tongue twisters every time I wanted a fucking smoke.

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Hey I knocked you out. You don't gotta downplay the fuck out of it either.

Thanks, Orange. I needed that reminder.

You embarrassed?

Didn't say that.

Thought so.

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Last I heard he gave you a pretty hard beating.

Yeah? Where'd you hear that from?

My imagination? A fucking wolf told me.

There's some mixed metaphors about crying wolf I could make here.

I could make a threat to kick your ass right here and now but I ain't gonna.

I'm so pleased you're above that.

At least I can smoke without a fuckin' problem.

So can I, fuckhead.

[Now, anyway.]

Now anyway, shitface.

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