onlytobenormal | Night out ((for samefivealbums))

Dude, do you honestly think I would mention that crap if you didn't? No can do, bro. We were hoofing it. I was way too drunk to drive and you were crying about polar bears.

Shut up, Dean. This is totally the reason I don't drink too much. So if you were hoping to tag along to any crazy college parties, you can forget it.

You can't tell me to shut up for answering your question, Sammy. That's not fair! Hey, I can find my own college parties. I tend bar, dude. I'd rather get drunk with you, though. You're cuter and I'll probably get laid at the end of the night.

Can't believe you're texting just to rub it in, Dean! I'm sure you were being embarrassing too anyway. You' probably get laid at the end of the night at a college party too, knowing you, but then I'd have to kick your ass. And I'm not cute.

It's a slow day at work and I'm hungover. Gotta entertain myself somehow. Awww, I like it when you get possessive, Sammy. And you're ADORABLE.

You're a jerk. I'm hungover too, you know. I figured that out when you wanted a collar, Dean. I'll remember that you find crying about polar bears adorable, I guess.

You love me in a collar. You like me on my knees, begging for you to give me commands. And I always think you're adorable.

Yeah, well, so do you. You like it a lot too, Dean. Dude, puppies are cute... kids are cute. I'm not cute.

I like it more than a lot. Love it when you get pushy. I said "adorable". Besides, you're mine and I can think you're adorable if I want!

Pervert... You're never too hungover for sex, are you? Adorable is pretty much cute! Like it when you call me yours though so I guess I can let it slide.

Nope, never. What're ya wearing? :D Mine, all mine. I'd be forced to hurt anybody who tried to take you away from me.

Unlike you, I don't have a reason to leave the house today, so take a guess. No one's lining up to snatch me away, dude.

Mmmm... I am picturing you naked, right now. And hard. That's because I scare them away.

Close. I'm in my pajamas and watching The History Channel. But I might be convinced to get naked if you're up for it. And how do you do that?

Not sure how that's close, dude. I'm always up for you naked. I radiate hostility and my utter willingness to cut a bitch if I have to. :D

If I get naked, what do I get from you? Dork. Now I'm curious about this jealous side of yours, dude...

What do you want? Want to get me worked up so I tackle you as soon as I get home? Or you want me to take my break and jerk off for you somewhere? Oh yeah? Curious how?

You'd actually jerk off for me? Right now? Not enough to start flirting with random people, don't worry.

If you wanted me to. I'm not worried. They can look, but you come home with me.

I might need picture evidence... or a phone call. Just to make sure you're doing it. You already know I'm going to.

Alright, which do you want, then? I'm feeling generous. ;) Maybe I'll take you out to a club sometime and lurk off to the side somewhere to see how many women and guys hit on you? Then take you home and fuck you brainless to remind you who you belong to. Bet you'd like that.

Phone call. I'm betting you'd like that, Dean. Do you really think you could handle something like that for long?

My break's in five minutes. I'll call you, then. I think we both would. You like it when I get a little rough with you. I've seen it. I could last a while, maybe, if nobody was touching you. I'd have to 'correct' them if they did.

Should I be getting naked? Yeah, okay, I do like it. We should make a bet... if you can hold off most the night, you get to fuck me brainless however rough you want to. If you can't, I get to have fun... maybe try that paddle on you.

I think so, yes. I accept your challenge. Don't make any plans this Saturday, Sammy. I've got a bet to win.

Night out ((for samefivealbums))

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