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logs2022-10-08 02:53 pm
regression) wrote in logs2022-10-08 02:53 pm
catchall ✧ this is our story.
WHO: Yoo Joonghyuk and you! Friends. Not-friends.
WHAT: Catchall forever
WHERE: Netherworld general
WHEN: The present, the future
WARNINGS: Will update as necessary.
WHAT: Catchall forever
WHERE: Netherworld general
WHEN: The present, the future
WARNINGS: Will update as necessary.
Look at me. I am woven together by story, held firm by myth. Look at me. I will tell you of the men that ate me bloody. I will tell you of how ferociously I bit my way out of their stomachs.
— Venetta Octavia, The Alchemy of Smallness —
OCTOBER
— plotting post
Feel free to respond to this comment with wildcard prompts!
that moment when rosa is taller than a lot of boys in the game
They are in the forest and they bumped into each other by chance. Despite Rosa having gotten beaned by a ruby in the TDM, Joonghyuk isn't displeased to see her... They have bumped into mister hot as hell Puck, wearing whatever he's wearing. He can be in Belial's speedo and Joonghyuk wouldn't bat an eyelash. ]
You are going to suggest we reason with him.
[ A guess. ]
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but rosa nods her head, because of course she does. what else would people do in this situation? it's not like some people would immediately leap to trying to murder the guy, right? ]
Yes...?
[ the fact that he is saying that, though, implies that is not also his suggestion. ]
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With how the light showers and autumn backlight had been affecting the Restless, violence may be the answer. Joonghyuk feels he has less patience overall. However, it could be his off day. It isn't out of character of him to be impulsive and act out, when earlier he'd keep composure.
Frowning, he supposes he should say something. ]
If he seems even a bit more suspicious, I'm stabbing him.
[ Puck covers his mouth and whispers an emphatic, "oh." ]
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[ she seems to be considering the options here. she knows nothing about puck, so she doesn't know if stabbing is the actual answer here. she hopes not? ]
I'd like to try chatting first, if you don't mind. Would you talk to us Puck? We want your lantern.
[ good cop bad cop ]
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However, Joonghyuk is also just annoyed by Puck's voice. Like a dad chaperoning someone, he stays quiet for the good cop.
Puck arches his eyebrows and huuuuums, "come with me and we can entertain an exchange. Cross my heart and all you will have this lantern if you indulge me for the night." Shimmering voice, charisma dripping.
Joonghyuk pulls out his knife. ]
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but rosa finally finds her voice again and, with a smile, responds. ]
I am... sixteen?
[ HOW ELSE IS SHE MEANT TO RESPOND TO THIS ]
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Puck, very quickly, tries to correct this, "Nooo—no. No. Nononono! I wish to tell a story around the fire!" There is a fire pit some steps ahead that burns alight at their presence, illuminating Puck's pretty face. ]
We're here so start narrating.
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rosa's opinion on puck has already plummeted within the last ten seconds, and it so far isn't getting any better. so she doesn't make a comment on joongjyuk's demand and simply nods along pleasantly.
puck begins to tell a tale... rosa's eyes glaze over as he shares it, because she has no idea what the fuck he is talking about ]
Ah...
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One thought passes through his mind as his leer tapers into a confused squint: why is Puck from English Folklore into the Simpsons? Why did you do this Francy i'm ]
You wanted to tell horror stories.
[ Puck nods!! And maybe at the distance they could see silhouettes, blurry figures between the trees. ]
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That was a horror story...?
[ she couldn't tell.
but the shadowy figures do catch her attention, although at this point there are so many people running around here that at first she just assumes it's someone else trying to kill puck. she doesn't make any moves to do anything. ]
Well. It was intriguing, Puck.
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Give us the lantern.
[ And before they know it, they're behind these nebulous figures. They're just made of lighter fog, translucent enough to look through and find gravestones. Joonghyuk doesn't pay them more mind and quickly turns to where the fire should be.
PUCK? No, he only finds MORE gravestones. ]
We should have apprehended him.
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[ it would have saved them from a bad story and whatever this is. she's curious though, so rosa will walk over to one to try to inspect it. ]
He has to be somewhere around here. This is likely some sort of illusion.
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claude claude claude
This is your starter. ]
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...
[ Usually Claude would see an unconscious body and just go, "not my business," but for the purposes of this thread, he stops. It's also a little concerning that Joonghyuk is bleeding, so be crouches down next to him and gently nudges.
Where is the blood coming from? ]
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When he's nudged, he groans before rising his upper body using his elbows as an anchor. The blood pooled under him seems to come from his chest, considering the large dark spot on his already black shirt.
Squinting at the young man, it takes his eyes a moment to adjust. Feels just woke up from dead sleep. ]
You.
[ He recognizes Claude, even if he doesn't know this is Claude. ]
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Well, everyone has their bad days. ]
Good to see you again, friend. Though I'm sure you'd prefer not to meet like this.
[ His gaze trails down to Joonghyuk's chest, frowning at the well of blood. ]
Can you stand?
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Wait, I forgot to mention he has drawings on his face. His eyes are circled with black marker while his upper lip dons what Yuul considers the serial killer mustache with some whiskers above the edges of his lips. There are two phrases penned on his cheeks in neat handwriting: "minion of han sooyoung" and "i love kim dokja."
Joonghyuk doesn't seem to notice. ]
I'm fine.
[ Grumbled as he... Barely musters the strength to settle on a knee. ]
1/2
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Sure. Why don't you lie back down for a second?
[ He just like, gently shoves Joonghyuk onto his back. ]
You're going to need to get your bandage changed. [ assuming he has bandages under his shirt and isn't just freeballing it ] Will you scream if I take a look?
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Joonghyuk normally wouldn't be easily shoved down, but his motor skills are lacking. Sense of balance? Inadequate. He topples over pathetically yet struggles nevertheless. Instinctively, he rolls onto his side. ]
Instead of screaming, I'd crush you windpipe.
[ Annoyed but not caustic, just acting like a feral animal protective of its soft underbelly. ]
You have bandages on you?
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Unfortunately for Joonghyuk, Claude has the bedside manner of a splinter. He lifts a brow. ]
Why would I carry bandages? I was planning to tear off some fabric from the table cloth.
[ He could also tear Joonghyuk's coat, but he assumes that will be less appreciated. ]
You don't need to be shy, I've seen plenty of gruesome injuries.
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This is very telling of what kind of person is Claude, but he doesn't say anything because he'd also just rip fabric off of someone. Still, don't touch his coat. He's overly attached to his belongings. ]
I'm not shy. Just hand me whatever you were thinking of using.
[ Offers a wobbly scarred paw, a bit askew from where Claude actually is. ]
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You can hardly keep yourself upright. All you'll accomplish is knocking yourself out from exertion.
[ He gets up, sneaking over to where one of the tables is, and cuts off a sizable amount of the table cloth with the knife he'd stolen earlier.
Back to Joonghyuk, he takes a candy out from his pocket. ]
Want something sweet?
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With a poke, Claude may have some word blood. It is a letter or two. Oh, how his face twists with disdain, especially because Claude is right. Thinking that maybe he has been abandoned and this could be his chance to escape and find a safe hole to recuperate in, Claude will find that Joonghyuk has crawled a couple of feet away from where he initially was.
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Candy? ]
No. [ He's dying. ] Why would I accept sweets from a stranger?
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