dirge: (Either whineing or overloading idk)
Dirge ([personal profile] dirge) wrote in [community profile] kismet_loop2015-06-11 01:35 pm

[Text] HeLP

[Text scrawls across the screen as it is being written with words being deleted and revised several times. The errors are few by human standards, but by Cybertronian? It is pretty obvious the dictator is very likely in distress.]

I cannot function like this! I can't! I won't!1 They can't find anything wrong with me, but they aren't looking hard enough. yWhy can't anyone find the problem??

Nothing has a taste anymore. Tried everything. 8Ate everything. No point. I can feel it and see it and chew it to pieces but no taste. Enjoyment diminished by 70%. Texture, smell, color- no taste??? NO TASTE.

Tried to fix it myself.

[The video finally flicks on and those without strong tanks/stomachs will probably need to look away. Dirge's throat is torn open, ragged bits of protoform peeling away to reveal a mess of wires pulled out from beneath his chin. Below that a long tube is visible, slightly nicked by sharp, fumbling claws. A few of the wires are sparking, most are hanging limply, two are welded together in some haphazard attempt to connect them. Dirge opens his mouth, wincing as he does so, to display a much managled tongue. A segment in the middle is split open, leaving it hanging at an odd angle, the rest ummovable down from the wound.]

Did not work. Can't eat. It hurts.

gHelp.
automobileenthusiast: (dreadwaaaaang?)

[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-12 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's certainly an impressive mess you've managed to make.

[nnnnope KO isn't even concerned sorry dude]
automobileenthusiast: (you are the biggest BITCH)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-13 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
You realize tearing your own throat out isn't going to repair your sense of taste, right? Besides, your gustation sensors are connected to your olfactory system, or at least they should be.
automobileenthusiast: (oh my god becky)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-13 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you really shouldn't. You don't have any medical training whatsoever, do you?
automobileenthusiast: (this game is all about the cameras)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-13 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If those medics can't fix it, then there's no way you'll be able to. As you've already proven by damaging yourself. Now go get yourself patched up, genius.
automobileenthusiast: (check out my wheel)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-13 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOOD]

The witch? Who's that?
automobileenthusiast: (oh my god starscream)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-13 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait, Sam's some kind of witch? THAT'S KIND OF COOL, Knock Out didn't know that. Buuuut he can address that later]

So she put some kind of weird, alien hex on you? Hate to break it to you, but your condition obviously isn't a medical problem, then! No wonder the medics haven't been able to do anything!
automobileenthusiast: (oh im sorry were you talking)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-13 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You really didn't, though.

And now you know better, don't you? Tell me, what possessed dear Sam to do something like this in the first place? I can't picture her running around tossing curses or whatever on people for no reason.
automobileenthusiast: (oh my god starscream)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-14 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well in that case, I can't say that I feel too bad for you.
automobileenthusiast: (oh im sorry were you talking)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-16 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, sure. She's been nothing but polite to me.
automobileenthusiast: (at least i don't look like you)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-17 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
It might depend on the person. Friendship can start in the simplest ways.

It doesn't sound like you have many friends. Probably because you try to melt people.
automobileenthusiast: (oh my god starscream)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-17 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[aaaaand I totally read that as "Sandwich".]

Why did you want to melt her, anyway? Who just decides they feel like melting someone?
automobileenthusiast: (Nyyuughhhhh)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-19 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
In your way. You know you can just step over someone that small, right?
automobileenthusiast: (blah blah BLUH BLUH)

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[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-06-19 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well don't kill anyone, then! It's not that hard!

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