eachdraidh | 2nd Circuit, Text [Unseelie Locked]

[The following appear steadily over the course of an hour. Someone's taking a different route to his own research.]

Regrouping and Restructuring Me: Teenage male, scrawny but stronger than appears. Wields dagger and studied martial arts. Can heal own wounds. You: Capable of teaching other styles of hand-to-hand combat or weaponry. Also able to take a punch or two. Serious inquiries and offers only. Location: Caer Scima. Only willing to travel within Dorchadas. --------- Wanted: One infused weapon Currently seeking someone to forge a dagger of some kind or recommendations of smiths to do so. Must be capable of infusing with very specific properties and must be able to provide within a few weeks. Willing to pay for best product. Private message if interested. ------- Wanted: Information on textiles Also currently seeking anybody who knows the best location for specific fabrics. Need to match something I already have. The wardrobe at Caer Scima is severely lacking materials necessary. Message with details. It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Hiro, did you just Craigslist the Drabwurld network?

[...juuuust a look.] No...?

Okay maybe. So?

[ he is maybe amused. ] Are you looking for a boyfriend or a guinea pig?

[…a pause. Johnny, that was a very not-cool question to ask in light of certain things and he'll talk about that later. Regardless.]

Guinea pig mostly. You know. In the name of science and hitting things.

[ WELL, YOU KNOW... ]

I don't mind doing that, in the name of science and getting hit. Not the face.

Well you can always help me hit other people in the face...[It's a grumbled sentence and it's obvious he's not entirely thrilled with certain people in this post right now. But alas. He knows he brought it upon himself.]

I don't think I could actually reach your face anyway. [A slight grin.] You really don't mind though?

[ you totally brought it upon yourself, hiro. no sympathy for you, lil buddy, you gotta learn to roll with the punches ♥. ]

You can't reach my face, but other things can! And anyway, who are we hitting? [ He grins. ] Hey, you need people, right? Of course I'm gonna help.

[He can deal with being teased about writing a craigslist ad but come oooon. The rest is unnecessary and you guys suck :|]

I mean I can try to reach your face. I can kick pretty high. [He grins right back.] But I can't tell you who I'm going after. Top secret. [It's not since he wouldn't actually hit Jason unless they were training but you know.]

I've always been meaning to ask you what you do to train since you're the Human Torch.

[ THEY'RE YOUR HONORARY OLDER BROTHERS. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SUCK :| ]

Tell me if that's gonna get you killed, buddy. [ He grins. ] You know who Ben Grimm is, right? Big guy, looks like he lost a fight with a mudslide?

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Boyfriend. Almost certainly a boyfriend.

Are we taking bets on which one it is?

If there's a betting pool, I want in on it. [ DON'T HOLD OUT ON HIM, LOKI ]

We're taking bets as long as there's another side to take bets for.

[ who's not going to vote on boyfriend? ]

I think we should contact him with commercial offers.

Or do we pull out the big guns and go straight for the Nigerian prince thing? Maybe Nigerian princess.

Prince, definitely prince.

Add in some penis enlargement pills. They've gotta have something magical to do that here, right?

Prince, huh? [ jason did you just out him ]

You forgot all the hot dudes that are hanging around in his area.

[At least the Drabwurld has more important things to worry about than people's sexualities.]

Ah, he's an ageist. He thinks anyone too much older than him isn't his thing. You know, he hasn't learned the wonder of a finer older ... well, I'd say wine here, but you know I don't mean wine.

[ totally. but for now, it's nice to pretend, if only for a few moments. which, really, is entirely fucked up. ]

For shame. What do we tell the older members of his fanclub?

Johnny, I'm sorry you can't date Hiro. But I hate to break it to you, but he likes his men to run a little darker.

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Dude! That's just wrong!

Is that your way of telling me he's into you, because I think that's somehow worse.

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Dude, don't encourage him. Seriously, don't.

Actually, I see it more as encouraging Johnny.

You're the one who brought it up first!

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But maybe I'm appealing to Johnny's better nature.

Get out.

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