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[Steph will find, attached to this message, a short recorded clip of what looks a lot like Saul's kitten chasing a small Bat-Signal, lit by flashlight, around the carpet of 509's living room.]

I'm training your new nemesis. You better watch your back, Brown.

do cats eat bats?

[steph did u just]

I thought it was bats who eat cats.

i don't think a consensus was ever reached

anyway

i've nearly had my face clawed off by catwoman before, i don't need mike trying the same thing

Edited 2013-08-21 04:15 (UTC)

Too late. She's like a week away from being a vicious killing machine. She's so fierce, in fact, that her full name is now Mike B. Goodman and I bet you can't guess what the B stands for.

[Saul pls]

bullshit?

Beyoncé.

[Excuse her while she just lays her head down on a desk and laughs for like five minutes.]

goddammit, saul.

i'm blocking your number.

[No she's not]

No you're not. :)

i might

what did i even do to deserve a kitten nemesis?

All great heroes deserve a nemesis, kitten or otherwise.

[no that's gross she's almost having feelings.]

i already have one!

i have like five!

six if you count jordana!

[Saul has probably heard Steph complain about Jordana.]

Well now you have seven! One for every day of the week!

You can have Mike on Caturday.

...............

ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿

what the actual fuck

It's a cat.

i know that

what i want to know is why

who thought that was a good idea

Who thought cats were a good idea??

That's a philosophical discussion I'm not qualified to have, Steph.

who thought you were a good idea seems like a more valid question

Also not a discussion I'm qualified to have.

i'm totally qualified for it

philosophy 101 was worth it

So who do you think thought I was a good idea?

that's something you have to figure out yourself

:)

Are you trying to pull a Socrates on me?

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dear god

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you love it

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ilu2 I GUESS

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