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John Cons†an†ine ([personal profile] conagain) wrote2021-12-04 09:54 pm
debbiesdad: (Solemn)

[personal profile] debbiesdad 2021-12-06 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Space is a lot. It's fine. I'm used to it.

All because of Debbie. I saved her life and I'm keeping her from becoming tomorrow's chicken nuggets.

Speaking of which, you said "how's everyone else's ass tat" Did you get one too?

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[personal profile] debbiesdad 2021-12-11 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd think that, but I just can't help it, I like dino nuggets too much.


Oh. Well, that's news to me. And who knows, maybe you got a second one, have you looked lately?

What is it? What's the story?
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[personal profile] debbiesdad 2021-12-11 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I'm 28. Never too old for dino nuggets. Who hurt you?
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[personal profile] debbiesdad 2021-12-12 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Jeezus dude, do you want to talk about it? What are you a chicken tenders kind of guy?

And you still haven't told me about this ass tat. You know mine, what is there to hide?
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[personal profile] debbiesdad 2021-12-26 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[WEARY FACE EMOJI]

Yes. Specifically, it says I LIKE COCK. Thank the powers that be that it's not in some shitty font like comic sans.

Wait. Wait wait. A bloody fucking tree? Sounds gross. What is it just a Christmas tree with dicks? And is it actually bloody or are you just being super British?
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[personal profile] debbiesdad 2021-12-30 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well, you coulda said a tree, like one of those air fresheners you get for your car. A dash of color might help that beauty.

Cost in what way? I don't have any money and I'm not paying for, what, not even a half-moon there.
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[personal profile] debbiesdad 2021-12-30 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? I mean, there are ways to get rid of that thing if you hate it so much, but if you're set to keep it, you can make it better so you don't hate it AS much?

Ya know make the best of something.

WOW, touchy much? It's just a tree, dude. And I don't usually pay for, well, ass. I can get that for free.
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[personal profile] debbiesdad 2021-12-30 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Swamp Thing? You mean like that dude made of seaweed or whatever? Like in those old movies? He's real? And you what? Have a bet going with him or something?

That's deep.

But seriously, how's it going to cost me? I mean if you are wanting to call it even stevens I can try to get a pic of mine but, it's really not that exciting.