Yes. Specifically, it says I LIKE COCK. Thank the powers that be that it's not in some shitty font like comic sans.
Wait. Wait wait. A bloody fucking tree? Sounds gross. What is it just a Christmas tree with dicks? And is it actually bloody or are you just being super British?
Why not? I mean, there are ways to get rid of that thing if you hate it so much, but if you're set to keep it, you can make it better so you don't hate it AS much?
Ya know make the best of something.
WOW, touchy much? It's just a tree, dude. And I don't usually pay for, well, ass. I can get that for free.
Swamp Thing? You mean like that dude made of seaweed or whatever? Like in those old movies? He's real? And you what? Have a bet going with him or something?
That's deep.
But seriously, how's it going to cost me? I mean if you are wanting to call it even stevens I can try to get a pic of mine but, it's really not that exciting.
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So, that's a lot. I didn't say I wasn't taken you seriously, I just don't know your story, mate.
Sounds rough, I'm glad you made it out alright.
Aside from the tattoo on your ass.
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All because of Debbie. I saved her life and I'm keeping her from becoming tomorrow's chicken nuggets.
Speaking of which, you said "how's everyone else's ass tat" Did you get one too?
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I have one, it isn't new.
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Oh. Well, that's news to me. And who knows, maybe you got a second one, have you looked lately?
What is it? What's the story?
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Again, how old are you, can't be telling kids business about me arse.
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And you still haven't told me about this ass tat. You know mine, what is there to hide?
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Mine's a bloody fucking tree, nothing to shout about.
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Yes. Specifically, it says I LIKE COCK. Thank the powers that be that it's not in some shitty font like comic sans.
Wait. Wait wait. A bloody fucking tree? Sounds gross. What is it just a Christmas tree with dicks? And is it actually bloody or are you just being super British?
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It'll cost you for the full moon.
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Cost in what way? I don't have any money and I'm not paying for, what, not even a half-moon there.
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And that's all you're gettin!
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Ya know make the best of something.
WOW, touchy much? It's just a tree, dude. And I don't usually pay for, well, ass. I can get that for free.
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Nothin is free.
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That's deep.
But seriously, how's it going to cost me? I mean if you are wanting to call it even stevens I can try to get a pic of mine but, it's really not that exciting.
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No, I don't want to see your tagged arse.