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IC Contact - Expiation
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florescu
2024-09-17 10:04 pm (UTC)
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import time
import random
def fake_hacking():
print("Initializing system breach...")
time.sleep(1)
print("Bypassing security protocols...")
time.sleep(2)
print("Establishing connection to server...")
time.sleep(1)
for i in range(10):
print(f"Accessing file {random.randint(1000,9999)}.dat... Success")
time.sleep(0.5)
print("Decrypting files...")
for _ in range(3):
print(f"Decryption progress: {random.randint(10, 99)}%")
time.sleep(1)
print("Compiling data...")
for i in range(5):
print(f"Transferring {random.randint(1, 5)}MB of data...")
time.sleep(0.7)
print("System breach completed.")
print("Retrieving sensitive information...")
time.sleep(2)
# Adding the binary "HELLO" message
binary_hello = "01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 01001111"
print(f">>> ACCESS GRANTED <<<")
print(f"Welcome, agent.")
print(f"Message: {binary_hello}")
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2024-09-17 22:05 (UTC)
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computation
2024-09-17 10:08 pm (UTC)
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As fun as this is, I'm a little busy right now. We'll have to play later.
[ She has all her important stuff on an airgapped system completely cut off from the network, so she's not worried. ]
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florescu
2024-09-17 10:11 pm (UTC)
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message = "LOOKING FOR AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS?"
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computation
2024-09-17 10:12 pm (UTC)
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[ This is how she introduced herself to Spock and Kirk, so on the one hand, it would be hypocritical to be too judgmental about it. On the other hand, she was, in fact, taking it deadly seriously. ]
Depends whose hands they are. I'm choosey.
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florescu
2024-09-17 10:14 pm (UTC)
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message=YOU DON'T KNOW ME, I'M AFRAID.
BEAUTIFUL HANDS.
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computation
2024-09-18 12:07 am (UTC)
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Looking more for trustworthy and competent than beautiful. We have that covered in spades.
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florescu
2024-09-18 12:08 am (UTC)
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message=HOW WOULD YOURS TRULY LIKE TO PROCEED?
IT IS UNACCEPTABLE THAT YOU ARE DOUBTING MY COMPENTENCE.
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computation
2024-09-18 12:10 am (UTC)
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But acceptable that I doubt your trustworthiness?
How about a résumé?
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florescu
2024-09-18 12:12 am (UTC)
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message=I AM OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD
I WILL NOT CRAFT A CV THE SIZE OF THE BIBLE
I HOLD MANY TITLES IN MY HOME COUNTRY, ROMANIA
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2024-09-18 12:33 am (UTC)
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Is one of them Vlad the Impaler?
[ She's being sarcastic but also, like, with the way things are going here, it seems like a legitimate question. ]
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florescu
2024-09-26 11:01 pm (UTC)
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HE IS A MYTH.
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computation
2024-09-26 11:38 pm (UTC)
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That's not a no.
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florescu
2024-09-30 08:50 pm (UTC)
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ARE YOU PERHAPS IMPLYING I AM A MYTH, CHILD?
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computation
2024-09-30 09:07 pm (UTC)
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A myth with beautiful hands and a condescending speech pattern? Considering I met a medieval King of England earlier, I think you could be anything.
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florescu
2024-10-04 11:35 pm (UTC)
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ARE YOU GOING TO BE GRACED WITH MY ASSISTANCE OR NOT.
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computation
2024-10-06 07:41 pm (UTC)
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Job interview time!
What's your opinion on the futility of individual life within the infinite cosmic universe?
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florescu
2024-10-08 11:26 pm (UTC)
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FUTILE
MOST OF YOU DON'T LIVE ENOUGH TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE ON EARTH
DEFINITELY NONE COSMICALLY
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2024-10-08 11:33 pm (UTC)
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I'm taking that as a given. I asked what your opinion is. How do you feel about it?
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florescu
2024-10-14 08:18 pm (UTC)
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WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU EITHER WAY?
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computation
2024-10-14 10:10 pm (UTC)
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Let me guess, too ancient to have ever had a job interview, huh?
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florescu
2024-10-17 06:42 pm (UTC)
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YOU'RE VERY BORING.
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computation
2024-10-17 07:38 pm (UTC)
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Don't be embarrassed -- everyone has a first time!
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florescu
2024-10-22 11:25 pm (UTC)
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I WON'T HELP ANYMORE. YOU ARE BORING.
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computation
2024-10-23 01:16 am (UTC)
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We'll keep your name in mind in case something comes up!
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florescu
2024-10-25 01:52 pm (UTC)
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I WILL NOT HELP.
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ANON
import random
def fake_hacking():
print("Initializing system breach...")
time.sleep(1)
print("Bypassing security protocols...")
time.sleep(2)
print("Establishing connection to server...")
time.sleep(1)
for i in range(10):
print(f"Accessing file {random.randint(1000,9999)}.dat... Success")
time.sleep(0.5)
print("Decrypting files...")
for _ in range(3):
print(f"Decryption progress: {random.randint(10, 99)}%")
time.sleep(1)
print("Compiling data...")
for i in range(5):
print(f"Transferring {random.randint(1, 5)}MB of data...")
time.sleep(0.7)
print("System breach completed.")
print("Retrieving sensitive information...")
time.sleep(2)
# Adding the binary "HELLO" message
binary_hello = "01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 01001111"
print(f">>> ACCESS GRANTED <<<")
print(f"Welcome, agent.")
print(f"Message: {binary_hello}")
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[ She has all her important stuff on an airgapped system completely cut off from the network, so she's not worried. ]
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Depends whose hands they are. I'm choosey.
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BEAUTIFUL HANDS.
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IT IS UNACCEPTABLE THAT YOU ARE DOUBTING MY COMPENTENCE.
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How about a résumé?
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I WILL NOT CRAFT A CV THE SIZE OF THE BIBLE
I HOLD MANY TITLES IN MY HOME COUNTRY, ROMANIA
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[ She's being sarcastic but also, like, with the way things are going here, it seems like a legitimate question. ]
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What's your opinion on the futility of individual life within the infinite cosmic universe?
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MOST OF YOU DON'T LIVE ENOUGH TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE ON EARTH
DEFINITELY NONE COSMICALLY
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