forkmylife: (The Unnamable)
Mahiro Yasaka ([personal profile] forkmylife) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2012-09-13 10:59 am

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[My name is Mahiro Yasaka. Through a twist of fate or something like that, I've involved myself with a silver-haired girl who claims... has long since proven herself to be Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos. After being kidnapped into a new, videogame-like world, I was kind of conflicted as to whether I would lose contact with her. There's just one problem...]

[I didn't even get to finish that thought before she appeared again.]


Nyaruko, take it back!! I wasn't even born twelve thousand years ago.

Everyone, if you saw a silver-haired girl announce anything lately, she wasn't telling the truth. Please don't take her too seriously...

[Can he overcome Nyaruko's slander by trying to talk about less embarrassing things? Rebel 1!]

My name is Mahiro Yasaka. I'm just an ordinary high school student [no such thing], so I'm at a loss understanding this place. Can anyone please give me the essentials in three lines?
jundere: (19 - I bought that bitch a juice.)

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[personal profile] jundere 2012-09-13 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
See that big demon?

That's your soul; but just a bit.

Hope you like it.


[nod nod]

That was my brutal attempt at a haiku. I figured I'd try and give the three lines in style.
jundere: (13 - Junstoppable swag.)

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[personal profile] jundere 2012-09-14 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well it doesn't hurt to do, or anything like that. You've just got to be gentle and do it when you're ready.

Everyone matures at their own rate, so don't worry about it.

[Cough.]

I'm Jun by the way, I already met your pregnant lady friend.
jundere: (10 - This Jun ain't big enough for the)

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[personal profile] jundere 2012-09-14 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
She seemed pretty sure about spawing thousands of your wriggling offspring, or something like that.

Not true?
jundere: (21 - I fucked you're sister in arms.)

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[personal profile] jundere 2012-09-14 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Bad first impressions can improve if you work at them, but good first impressions can be crushed in seconds. The only way is up!

She's a cute kid, though. Is she your girlfriend?
jundere: (24 - Is that the scent of sex?)

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[personal profile] jundere 2012-09-20 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Does that mean she's... available?

[She's curious but maybe kidding.

Maybe.
]
jundere: (10 - This Jun ain't big enough for the)

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[personal profile] jundere 2012-09-20 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I was just teasing you! I wanted you to rise up and smite me down for daring to try and take away your lover.

[Too much to ask??]