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Atsuro Kihara ([personal profile] otakuro) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2014-01-23 09:29 pm
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W-What happened to all of my saves?! I found a Legendary sword yesterday! A Legendary sword. Do you guys know the chances to proc a Legendary drop?! It's like, 1 in 8192 kajillion! Probably higher! I could go the rest of my life without ever getting another one!

This is totally not acceptable! I demand compensation! Whatever Hinoto-Ri is doing this time, I'm not gonna stand for it! Who's with me?! Do you hear the people sing singing the song of angry m --

[beep bloop beep sounds in the background]

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Uh.

Never mind, it dropped again from the same enemy and probably after the same number of RNG rolls or whatever. 'K, false alarm, everyone can go back to their daily business.

I've got a new sword to test; you guys'll have to figure this one out yourselves.
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mementodagger: (if dysfunction is our function)

[VIDEO]

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-24 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[While Yurick sounds infinitely patient, his expression is crossing into "seriously incredulous" territory.]

I know you adore your games, but did you really just have a panic attack over one?
otakuro: (Surprise)

[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-24 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
1 in 8192 kajillion.

[Definitely a real number.]
mementodagger: (if dysfunction is our function)

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-24 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
... that is not a real number.
otakuro: (Irritation)

[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-24 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
It could be in my world!

It comes right after squillion.
mementodagger: (you're not real and you can't save me)

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-24 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Atsuro.

I'm going to come to your apartment and drag you outside. You clearly need to do something else for a while.
otakuro: (Surprise)

[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-24 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can't!

Because, uh. Since we're stuck in some sort of time loop, doing anything different from what we did yesterday could damage the foundations of the universe and lead to the world collapsing in on itself.

For the sake of the world, I've gotta make some sacrifices. Like Vitamin D.
mementodagger: (you're not real and you can't save me)

[VIDEO > ACTION]

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-24 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hm.

[The connection cuts off. A couple of minutes later, there's the sound of knocking on Atsuro's door.]
otakuro: (Embarrassed)

[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-24 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[There is no response because there is no one in the room. This is a true and correct and accurate fact.]
mementodagger: (in return you gave them hell)

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-24 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
So help me, Atsuro, I will fireball your door.
Edited 2014-01-24 03:38 (UTC)
otakuro: (Angry)

[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-24 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
E-Enki, use Crimson Wall on the door!

[Enki doesn't know Crimson Wall. Also Crimson Wall isn't a real attack but ostensibly it sounds like it blocks fire anyway.]
mementodagger: (how can the world want me to change)

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-24 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, Atsuro definitely needs to emerge from his hidey-hole and greet the outdoors.]

I'm going to count to ten. One... two....
otakuro: (Irritation)

[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-24 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[.............Yurick was just bluffing. Obviously. No way he would burn down the apartments. There was way more at stake here than dragging him out for some silly thing as getting more sunlight.

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Well. You never knew with people from a different era.

Maybe he could crawl out a window.

After examining the dimensions of the window, Atsuro will sigh and open the door a crack.]

...Squillion is a real word. It's on the Internet and everything.
mementodagger: (you're not real and you can't save me)

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-24 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[This look forever, bro.]

You look absolutely pasty, so we're going out. I'll even buy you dinner.
otakuro: (Grim)

[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-24 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
We're messing with the space-time continuum here, you know?

Also if nobody figures out what's going on, it will be like we never ate in the first place.
mementodagger: (I'm the only one and I walk alone)

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-24 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if that's really the case, then we need to at least maintain some semblance of normality until things are straightened out. This place is crazy enough, I refuse to let it disrupt my life any further.

[He crosses his arms.]

And if you're cognizant of all this? It means you're retaining memories, in which case you can afford to take a break.
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[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-24 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
...So you're saying I should be using this time to remember things that might be helpful for the next loop.

[Atsuro nods to himself a little.]

Does Hinoto-Ri have a lottery?
mementodagger: (a bottle filled with shells and sand)

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-24 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
... so much for not making major changes to the timeline, hm?

[Yurick sighs and snags the collar of Atsuro's shirt, trying to tug him into the hall before the other boy can close the door.]

At least this might get you outside for a while.
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[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-24 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
We can make really great memories together inside too, you know...!

[Atsuro will allow himself to be dragged with a sigh. He really needed to make friends with more nerds.]
mementodagger: (I'm the only one and I walk alone)

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-24 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[That sounds vaguely suggestive what. You just need to get Yurick hooked, Atsuro. Though likely, he'll never be addicted to your level.]

Once it gets dark, fine. Then we can come back and you can show me what you've been up to.

[He glances down and sighs again.]

Perhaps I should let you put on your boots and coat. It's quite cold outside. But I'm going into your room with you, so don't even think of locking me out.
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[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-25 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't dream of doing that.

[says Atsuro as he considers the logistics behind Plan B: Push Yurick out and Lock the Door.]

Why do you want to go outside so much, anyway? I prefer having my core temperature stay well above 'arctic chill'.
mementodagger: (and I go on as you get colder)

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-25 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly? It's less about turning us into blocks of ice and more about distracting you from your gaming troubles. I don't want you to fret endlessly about it.

[And just think, Atsuro: vitamin D deficiency can cause osteoporosis. Imagine if your thumbs snapped from stress fractures!]
otakuro: (Happy)

[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-26 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you don't have to worry about that. At some point, I'll probably just break down and use a cheat device.

[Atsuro will rummage around his room for a coat.]
mementodagger: (remember when the days were long)

[personal profile] mementodagger 2014-01-27 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
If you're planning to cheat, then what's the bloody point?

[Yurick scrubs a hand over his face.]

I would think that after what we've faced together, a little thing like this wouldn't even bother you....

[And then he trails off, lowering his hand to reveal a slightly wide-eyed stare.]

Wait... was this whole burst of panic in jest?
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[personal profile] otakuro 2014-01-28 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean?

[Atsuro solemnly finds his coat underneath a pile of papers that had exploded out of his bag.]

Humorous overreaction to trivial things is probably someone else's shtick. I'm just the alpha nerd.

...I can honestly say I'm really not keen on going outside though.
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