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Name: un: PXW
Date: Feb 13
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WANTED-- Lodging in a respectable rooming or boarding house, with a strong desire for the latter. The following accommodations must be met: No animals kept indoors; No children; No fellow tenants who might be susceptible to the vices of liquor, betting, or marriage. The room must be clean, quiet, private, and immediately available. A locking door is most preferable.
Prospective tenant is an educated man of science accustomed to long hours, with little taste for parlor games.
Make your reply here. References to be waived for the sake of expediency and convenience ONLY, and may be requested upon inspection of the premises.
Date: Feb 13
Format: Text
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WANTED-- Lodging in a respectable rooming or boarding house, with a strong desire for the latter. The following accommodations must be met: No animals kept indoors; No children; No fellow tenants who might be susceptible to the vices of liquor, betting, or marriage. The room must be clean, quiet, private, and immediately available. A locking door is most preferable.
Prospective tenant is an educated man of science accustomed to long hours, with little taste for parlor games.
Make your reply here. References to be waived for the sake of expediency and convenience ONLY, and may be requested upon inspection of the premises.
video; (un: aragaki)
...Okay, but half the people here are animals. Or at least partway there.
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I should hope you understand that there must be an innate difference between yourself and a pet cat.
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The cat takes more baths?
[But after a moment he shrugs.]
Anyway, sounds like you wanna live alone. Was there no place left empty when they let you all loose in the Haven?
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[A shrug- but then he's moving the watch and zooming onto what looks to be some sort of canine.... Except clearly made of plants. Its leaves rustle and bristle as it pants(?) happily, the fronds of its tail waving back and forth.]
So anyway, does this count as an animal to you, or no?
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[The camera pans over to another animal! An albino shiba inu wearing a doofy vest.]
That one can, though. Hey Koro, what's one plus two?
[Tail wagging excitedly, Koromaru arfs! Three times!]
He can win a knife fight, too.
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Hey, Koro-chan, he said you're charming.
[Anyway, the video finally returns to Shinjiro himself, still looking amused.]
Guess the math don't win him over for you. So you camping out on the street tonight? Doesn't seem like you got anyone who wants to be your mom here.
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Nothin' witty about it. Even if you got no place and no takers, you still gotta sleep somewhere. And if it's gotta be outside, I thought I could give you some pointers. I lived out on the streets a few years back home.
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text; un: sylphid
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You must be specific if you desire satisfying answers to your questions.
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[She originally went in with the deer and hobo to get entertainment from this guy, but she's actually a little interested in him now. Sucks to be him. ... for this reason, too.]
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[Somewhere else he might be a little less blasé. But what the hell. You're all in on the joke, as it were.]
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Enjoy park benches.
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your feet always end up hanging off the edge and they're shit on your back
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