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Dr. Pellinore Warthrop ([personal profile] chiastic) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-02-13 03:13 pm

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Date: Feb 13
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[Anyway.]

WANTED-- Lodging in a respectable rooming or boarding house, with a strong desire for the latter. The following accommodations must be met: No animals kept indoors; No children; No fellow tenants who might be susceptible to the vices of liquor, betting, or marriage. The room must be clean, quiet, private, and immediately available. A locking door is most preferable.

Prospective tenant is an educated man of science accustomed to long hours, with little taste for parlor games.

Make your reply here. References to be waived for the sake of expediency and convenience ONLY, and may be requested upon inspection of the premises.
hoboagogo: (Two out of three ain't bad)

video; (un: aragaki)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-02-14 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Keen eyed viewers may notice that what's visible of the room behind him looks suspiciously similar to where Louis the Talking Deer is. Anyway, have a man who is clearly half goat.]

...Okay, but half the people here are animals. Or at least partway there.
hoboagogo: (But not any better off)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-02-14 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Always. Also always: self depreciating humor!]

The cat takes more baths?

[But after a moment he shrugs.]

Anyway, sounds like you wanna live alone. Was there no place left empty when they let you all loose in the Haven?
hoboagogo: (Ready to come alive)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-02-14 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
....Not what I asked, but okay.

[A shrug- but then he's moving the watch and zooming onto what looks to be some sort of canine.... Except clearly made of plants. Its leaves rustle and bristle as it pants(?) happily, the fronds of its tail waving back and forth.]

So anyway, does this count as an animal to you, or no?
hoboagogo: (But I'm not sentimental)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-02-14 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. Haven't asked.

[The camera pans over to another animal! An albino shiba inu wearing a doofy vest.]

That one can, though. Hey Koro, what's one plus two?

[Tail wagging excitedly, Koromaru arfs! Three times!]

He can win a knife fight, too.
hoboagogo: (Like you've got nothing to say)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-02-14 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Look he knows that is sarcastic but Koromaru is a Great and Amazing Dog, so Shinji will nod and call out:]

Hey, Koro-chan, he said you're charming.

[Anyway, the video finally returns to Shinjiro himself, still looking amused.]

Guess the math don't win him over for you. So you camping out on the street tonight? Doesn't seem like you got anyone who wants to be your mom here.
hoboagogo: (Know I could be more clever)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-02-14 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[A faint furrowing of his eyebrows, but he shrugs.]

Nothin' witty about it. Even if you got no place and no takers, you still gotta sleep somewhere. And if it's gotta be outside, I thought I could give you some pointers. I lived out on the streets a few years back home.

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sylphid: <user name="roseburst"> (attention paid)

text; un: sylphid

[personal profile] sylphid 2020-02-14 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
But why?
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[personal profile] sylphid 2020-02-14 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
why are you so against animals? did they eat your family or something?
sylphid: <user name="roseburst"> (hard to tell)

[personal profile] sylphid 2020-02-14 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
a lot of people i know are pretty dependent on companionship too. so you're talking about them relying on your for the basic needs?

[She originally went in with the deer and hobo to get entertainment from this guy, but she's actually a little interested in him now. Sucks to be him. ... for this reason, too.]
sylphid: <user name=sylphid> (who is dog)

[personal profile] sylphid 2020-02-14 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
then what's your work? you say it's important but i didn't see you mention it. a lot of people like to talk about important things.
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[personal profile] sylphid 2020-02-14 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
i haven't heard of that field. does it have to do with monsters like it sounds?

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[personal profile] rightfoot 2020-02-14 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like your temperament isn't compatible with any other living creature.
rightfoot: (pic#13223126)

[personal profile] rightfoot 2020-02-14 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
No obligation. I'm doing this for free and fun.

Enjoy park benches.
hoboagogo: (Look past life as it goes by)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-02-14 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
man those are always just too short to lay on comfortably
your feet always end up hanging off the edge and they're shit on your back
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[personal profile] sylphid 2020-02-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
is that why your posture's garbage?

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