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Van  Slanzar  de  Fanel ([personal profile] danceofcurse) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-10-06 01:01 am

003 ⚔ Video

[When the broadcast begins, the center of attention is a young man's gloved hands and the toy figure they hold, approximately thirteen centimeters tall and brushed with shining metallic white paint. Protruding from large armored shoulders embedded with green gems is a leathery-looking vinyl cape that hangs low enough to reach adjustable feet. When pressed, a switch resting behind a horned helmet triggers movement of the arms: a rigid up-and-down chopping motion.]

I was alright with building these things when I first got here, but now that they've started to model them after Escaflowne...

[To say Van sounds exasperated is an understatement, but even so, he doesn't appear to be in any hurry to dispose of the figure. Rather than treat it with any sort of disrespect, the toy is set aside in favor of collecting the phone, the camera positioned in his hands to capture his disapproving frown, no doubt expected by those who have come to know him.]

What I'm trying to say is that I'm looking for new work. I'm good with a bow and arrow, better with a sword, and if there are people who want to learn or need protecting...

[He doesn't feel good about suggesting they pay him for any of that, but he can't very well live off the generosity of others, now can he? And he's not happy at present doing something he feels serves no greater purpose. This is really the only option he has.]

I'm also looking for an armorer. And someone who knows their way around large... [He pauses, clearly searching for the right word, his face screwing up with concentration before, albeit with obvious dissatisfaction, he settles upon the only commonly accepted descriptor he knows.] ...large robots.

Mine needs some repairs. Potentially some improvements.

[That's it. As abruptly as his broadcast began, it ends.]
deadtective: (twelve.)

permatext; i could have tagged this with jonathan, but no

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-10-06 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Heard Maryland's state sport is still jousting. Tried checking the classifieds there?

[personally she thinks the guy should stick with the tiny robots, but what does she know? she's a toddler at heart.]
deadtective: (thirty-one.)

i'm sure you've been dying for that this whole time

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-10-06 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, who said anything about entertainment? Jousting's all about weeding out the noncommittal fuckers, you'll probably get a state commendation if you're halfway decent at it.
deadtective: (forty-two.)

is he ever excited for anything though, really

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-10-06 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
State constitution of Maryland, dude. You can look it up for yourself if you don't believe me.

his own fault, then

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since like forever!!!

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r u d e

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YOU MADE ME SAY IT

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YOU CAN'T TOPPLE THE TRUTH

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you'll accept it soon

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SOON

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IT'S TOO LATE

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GET OVER IT YOU BIG BABY

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he's basically turbofucked

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[personal profile] vorbarra 2016-10-06 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
I help run an imPort security company, if that sort of thing would interest you. There's regularly call for protecting others.
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[personal profile] vorbarra 2016-10-06 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Certainly. We occasionally engage in contracts with other imPorts, but the majority of our business is conducted with locals who are interested in having imPort protection, detective work, or the occasional emergency crisis response and disaster relief.

As a company, we attempt to provide a suitable alternative to registration, though we have no issue with it if that is your status. In general we try to comply with the local government, but operate independently.
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[personal profile] vorbarra 2016-10-06 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Believe me, I understand completely. Miles-- the real leader of the company-- has similarly strong feelings about providing an alternative. We include health care via other imPort healers who are also on staff or retainer.

Typically there's an application, yes, but if you'd like to come in for an interview we can simplify things. We would also ask for a combat demonstration with someone else on staff.

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resoundingpledge: (ping)

text; ID reads 'Sumeragi'

[personal profile] resoundingpledge 2016-10-06 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of robot?
resoundingpledge: (kiss the rain)

[personal profile] resoundingpledge 2016-10-06 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like it's not a name you like much.

Is it designed to travel in space, or just on land?
resoundingpledge: (service with a smile)

[personal profile] resoundingpledge 2016-10-06 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Guymelef is fine.

I can take a look at it, if you'd like. I've never dealt with the kind of armour you'd use with a sword and shield, but I know metal plating. Systems, too, especially if it's flight capable.

I'd recommend Hunk, too. He has a lot of large vehicle experience and expertise. He and Lance have a robot here too, though they're smaller here than they were at home.
helpline: (this is a bit maniacal)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-10-06 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, pick me for helping out with the robot!

[ or not. It's not like the local eccentric gives off much in the way of knowing his stuff. ]
helpline: (awright let's hang with vikings)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-10-06 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Not guymelefs specifically, but I have poked around robots of various sorts. Once went inside a Dalek one time, that was odd.
helpline: (look at this smile)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-10-07 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I make no promises, of course. Different universe, different technology. But I'll at least give it a proper scan with the sunglasses and see if any obvious solutions present themselves.

[ just said in a nonchalant sort of tone. Gonna scan with sunglasses, no biggie. ]

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glowsferatu: thought (pic#10646559)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2016-10-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I would think a king could find more dignified work than a sellsword. Mercenary work just seems so...default, like we can't imagine lives for ourselves outside of combat.

[ Which isn't necessarily Van's fault, just a general frustration he's reminded her of. ]

What's an Escaflowne?
glowsferatu: smile, smug (pic#10646561)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2016-10-14 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you think life is easy. Anything worth doing demands effort.

[ That's basically her mantra, she'll try her hardest at anything. ]

I grew up as an young imPort, so I remember how difficult it can be to be taken seriously. I've only gotten where I am now by fighting for it.

[ Now that she thinks about it, it's possible she's already seen Escaflowne, depending on if a thread I dropped the ball on start at July 4th ended up being handwaved. ]

So, they're having you make little models, and they wanted one of your armor? I have a feeling that isn't exactly legal, if you didn't license it. It's especially in bad taste if you're their employee.
glowsferatu: thought (pic#10646557)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2016-10-18 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, even if they narrowly avoid breaking copyright, I still think it's poor form for them to ask you to make them without even consulting you about it first. I don't blame you for quitting.

[ Still, his choice of a replacement is a little dissatisfying. ]

Either way, you aren't going to learn anything by putting it off. Especially if you're only avoiding a metaphorical fight for a literal one, given your choice of industry. The commercial options for that field, including the one that's already approached you, tend to be unsavory.