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[Unus is on deck, motioning to the stars around him.]

What the hell is this? Some kinda trick of Xavier's? First he gets his little freak to swallow me, then he sticks me in some dump in space? He thinks this is enough to get rid of me? [Pffth, he's from Marvel comics. The concept of living in space isn't shocking to him.] This place ain't gonna hold me forever. [He thrusts a thumb to his chest.] Genosha's my island, you hear me? Soon as I get out of here, I'm takin' it back, and Baldy and his little friends ain't gonna stop me!

[He cracks his knuckles and looks around, losing steam.]

What is this place, anyway? [He taps the camera.] Can anyone hear me?

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[A two-headed man appears on screen. Both of him look mostly bored. His larger head says:]

It's space jail, man.

[His smaller head adds:]

It's no Lunar Max, but they sure find ways of making it suck as bad.

[Unus stares for a second, then he shrugs off the two-headed thing, figuring the guy's just another mutie.]

This is jail? Ha! There ain't even any bars! [OH HO HO, HOW DUMB ARE HIS JAILERS.] Looks pretty cushy to me.

[Nope. Nobody here but us aliens.]

No kiddin', it's practically swank.

[Scrad says. Charlie disagrees:]

I mean, it's no whole island. That's the way to live.

[As long as you get cable.]

Are there even any guards here? Or do they think they can lock us in space and that'll be the end of it?

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Does every new arrival just start talking on these devices without using them to learn something about their surroundings first?

[Excuse you, he had an angry villain rant to broadcast.]

Hey, I learned about my surroundings. How d'you think I figured out I was in space?

And have you seen anyone familiar so far? Why do you think anyone here knows this "baldy"?

[SCOFF] Everyone knows who Charles Xavier is, that's why.

[Oh good god what horrible universe are you from. :|

brb sneakily trying to read your mind to answer this question.]

It's called the Barge. I'm afraid you likely won't be getting back to Genosha for some time.

[THE MOST CONVOLUTED UNIVERSE.]

That's what you think. I've broken out of worse places than this.

[Charles is just bitter that apparently a universal constant is HE GOES BALD. And those are just some very bright costumes, guys, and we thought blue and yellow was bad.

He's not interested in going all that much deeper than that right now, especially once it's clear this guy doesn't actually know either him or Erik that well, but. He's still a nosy asshole and might be poking around a bit once that's been clarified. :v]

I'm sure. Unfortunately, most attempts to escape have been fairly unsuccessful.

Oh yeah? And who's here to stop 'em?

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We can hear you loud and clear. [Someone does not look at all impressed by his actions just moments before.]

Good. [He'd hate to have to repeat his awesome I'LL GET YOU, XAVIER!!! rant.] So who's in charge of this dump, anyway? I need to have a... word with him.

[And she would hate to have to listen to it again.] The Admiral is in charge of the ship, though I'm certain he has more pressing matters to attend to than your displeasure.

Yeah, we'll see about that. How do I get a hold of this Admiral chump? Or do I gotta get his attention the old fashioned way? [By smashing things.]

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You...you thought maybe nobody could hear your super lame supervillain spiel and you just went ahead and did it anyway?

Hey, I knew there was a pretty good chance I was being heard! Like 95%. I was just bring thorough.

Uh huh.

So. Your Situation 101:

You're dead.

This is the Barge.

It's run by the Admiral.

You'll never actually see him. He communicates mostly via sarcasm and baked goods.