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[ no one has ever looked more irritated to be on camera than derek looks right now. there's a beat, and then derek gestures to his beard, which has progressed past stubble and into full on beard territory. ]
I need a new razor.
[ there's a pause. he doesn't actually have anything to trade, which is a problem. there's maybe a minute of dead air and then derek just shakes his head and shuts the feed down. ]
I need a new razor.
[ there's a pause. he doesn't actually have anything to trade, which is a problem. there's maybe a minute of dead air and then derek just shakes his head and shuts the feed down. ]
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But why would you want to shave?
[ beard party, let loose!!! ]
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EDGEWORTH
GO BARE-CHINNED LIKE A ROMAN SENATOR DEREK
ET TU BRUTE?
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voice; BUT AFTER EDGEWORTH
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STILL VIDEO
JOSH STOP BEING DIFFICULT.
NO DIFFICULT IS HIS MIDDLE NAME also AUGGIE LOCKED
GOOD JOB AUGGIE LOCKING THE WOLF JOKES
THANKS BOO video and auggie lock forever
AUGGIE LOCK 4-EVA
dont u mean 5eva
video; threadjacks your auggie lock because abuse of power is beautiful;
WHO LET YOU IN HERE
you, derek. this is all on you.
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video EY
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what about 6eva
fINE
2/2 TAKE IT text
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slips in here
lmao erica
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The way that's going it might actually require more than one.
[ oh god no this is too funny help. ]
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The one I have went dull.
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[ SHE HAD TO ]
Just a suggestion. I can ask Ric if he has any extras, if you want?
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Funny.
I don't have anything to trade him for it.
STUBBORNLY VIDEO
HE MADE THE ORIGINAL POST IN VIDEO THAT'S ENOUGH.
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My razor's too dull to use.
auggie pop lockin video
gettin' down in here
bow chicka wow wow
cues up martin gaye
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Spares in the bathrooms.
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For anyone to take?
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text; your wish, my command
text; sorry sorry
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HAHA JOSH WHY
WOW THIS IS TYLER NOT JOSH RUDE
WOW I FAIL AT EVERYTHING accept my love anyway tho
i will still take all your love ok
okay it is all yours then
yay
casually auggie-locking this
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that is not what Hana responds with, though! she just says:]
Someone has scissors.
[SOUNDING MORE THAN SLIGHTLY SHEEPISH BECAUSE HI... YOU...]
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Someone?
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Have you found one yet?
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casually auggie-locking this entire thread too.
oh my god derek calm yourself
no never
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Wow, that is looking rough. Just be careful you don't edge into that awkward Joaquin Phoenix phase of facial hair.
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What do you want.
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private lock.
private ]
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[ because he doesn't have a hobo beard yet.
Also Annie you can't just offer Auggie's stuff to people. ]
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Razors or scissors?
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[ Good for you, Sam.
But the tone is questionable—why does he have trimming scissors? Why were they in his locker? The world may never know. ]
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Mind sharing?
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NO I REFUSE THIS INUENNDO OH MY GOD
LMFAO YOU DON'T WANT HIS BONE ANYMORE DEREK?
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found extras last jump
if your order has not been filled one could be spared
[one that will definitely not give you a really thick luxurious lumberjack beard]
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Really.
[ can you feel the suspicion. ]
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[ but why... ]
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[ yo derek. ]
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