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[Video] Saturday: Week 77
[Bruce is taking a rare break in Tony and Pepper's apartment, helping himself to a cup of tea in the kitchen. There are a bunch of notes spread out on the table, so it's not a real break, but it's as close as he gets.]
Before I...disappeared, I offered to lecture on various topics that might be useful to people here, regardless of where or when they come from. I used to teach physics several years ago, but I could also cover things like engineering, first aid, gardening, chemistry and biology, etc. Whatever you'd like to learn about. And obviously I don't know everything, so people would be welcome to do lectures of their own.
[Locked to Pepper and Tony]
Sorry I haven't managed to find a new place yet; it's still on my list of things to do. Maybe before I leave next weekend...Bones and I are going to offer medical assistance to the bandits, so maybe they won't feel the need to raid the hospital.
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I might have a solution for your satellite problem.
Before I...disappeared, I offered to lecture on various topics that might be useful to people here, regardless of where or when they come from. I used to teach physics several years ago, but I could also cover things like engineering, first aid, gardening, chemistry and biology, etc. Whatever you'd like to learn about. And obviously I don't know everything, so people would be welcome to do lectures of their own.
[Locked to Pepper and Tony]
Sorry I haven't managed to find a new place yet; it's still on my list of things to do. Maybe before I leave next weekend...Bones and I are going to offer medical assistance to the bandits, so maybe they won't feel the need to raid the hospital.
[Locked to Wes]
I might have a solution for your satellite problem.
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[She includes a scan of a page from her journal, which is full of very, very tiny pictographic script in different colours of ink]
This one page contains about the equivalent of six pages of English writing. I find it to be a very useful form of shorthand.
On top of the combat lessons I give, I could also offer teachings in meditation and the philosophy of my people.
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As for meditation, if you've ever practiced Tai Chi, my people have a few forms very similar incorporating movement and forms originally based in martial arts that you may be interested in.
We have a... unique history. Most of our culture and philosophy, as a result stems from building peace from the ashes of war and enslavement.
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Themyscira is home to the Amazons. I'm sure you'd find our culture quite interesting, we've only very recently, in historical terms, opened up communication with the rest of the world.
Seal off an island of immortal women-warriors in paradise for fifteen hundred years or so, and you get some very interesting works of art, poetry, philosophy... [and then, as an afterthought] and some recipes for wine that would knock Dionysus on his ass. There was almost an international incident when my mother sent a case of that to congratulate the royal family of some small country or another on the birth of their granddaughter. They thought she had tried to poison them.
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We once fought a version of my friend who was mad at us for not being like the versions of us who he grew up reading in his comic books. It would have been laughable if not for the carnage.
You... you really don't want to know about the cartoon animals.
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[The words are casual. The face? Akin to a child on Life Day.]
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[Which he knows full well Bruce - and Bones, for that matter - can deal with. The cost of those dealings, though, that's a concer.]
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[There's a distinct grim note beneath his offhand tone. His own experiences with outlaw factions don't make that feel promising.]
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[Just don't let him explain birth control. Because he will totally explain birth control. And anal sex.]
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[Yeah sex ed isn't on the agenda. Unless there's a reason for it to be, in which case he's making Bones teach it.]
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[And they had certainly learned some interesting things on that episode of Science Fun Today]
Beginners simpler to instruct than undergraduates.
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[Pepper is located somewhere across town by the backdrop, thus explaining why she's calling back rather than climbing the stairs up to the apartment.]
That said... I have to admit to some general curiosity about the bandits. If you learn anything not covered under a medical cone of silence, I wouldn't mind catching up. Be safe, all right?
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[He pauses at the last bit.] I can't make any promises about being safe, but I can promise I'll get us out of any trouble that might find us. Though really, I'd be more worried about Dr. McCoy than myself.