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What would be an appropriate "Sorry the cucumbers came beween us" gift for the neighbors?
Why not just give them some cucumbers?
How about something - anything - NOT plant-related?
What should I do about the Juliet and its tomato cohort?
Stand well back.
Hope for the zombie apocalypse; maybe they'll fight each other to a standstill!
Have you considered sowing the ground with salt? Sometimes the old ways are best.
Get in there with some clippers. If you'd wanted a safe life, you never would have planted a garden.
Kill it. I don't care how. But kill it NOW.
Other. (To the comments!)
Are you growing food this year?
No. I prefer to get my food from the market, already safely dead.
No. I would if I could, but not this year.
Yes. And I'm scared. Hold me?
Yes, and I'm not scared at all. In fact, I'm going to go buy a Juliet RIGHT NOW.
Let me tell you allllllll about it in the comments.