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[ Fill out Poll ] [ View Poll Results ] [ Discuss Results ]Are you sick right now?
*couch* *hack* *wheeze*
156 (33.8%)
Why, no! The immune system gods have smiled upon me.
306 (66.2%)
Have you been sick at any time in 2011 so far?
You should be asking me if there are days I haven't been sick in 2011.
52 (11.2%)
Yeah. A lot. I don't want to talk about it.
125 (26.8%)
I've had one minor illness this year.
160 (34.3%)
People in my household have been sick. Germ vectors, every one.
126 (27.0%)
No. And I will share my secrets in the comments.
99 (21.2%)
How do you treat a cold?
Decongestants
277 (59.1%)
Neti pot
64 (13.6%)
Hot tea
343 (73.1%)
Lozenges
223 (47.5%)
Acupuncture or acupressure
13 (2.8%)
Menthol or eucalyptus goop
81 (17.3%)
Nasal spray
89 (19.0%)
Salt water gargling or snorting or whatever
101 (21.5%)
Steamy showers
264 (56.3%)
Vaporisers
42 (9.0%)
Vitamins
225 (48.0%)
Lots of fluids
402 (85.7%)
Chicken soup
186 (39.7%)
Ginger ale
112 (23.9%)
Ice cream
73 (15.6%)
Herbal soothers
39 (8.3%)
Alcohol
71 (15.1%)
Weeping
103 (22.0%)
Prolonged bouts of self-pity
302 (64.4%)
Something else I will tell you about in the comments
54 (11.5%)
Greatest enemy of the people?
GERMS. Motherfucking GERMS.
194 (42.0%)
SNOW. Motherfucking SNOW.
104 (22.5%)
The sun. Its fierce eye burns us, precious.
89 (19.3%)
Penguins. Sneak attacking, death-dealing penguins of DOOM.
75 (16.2%)
We're going to name our house, like we're fancy British people. Pick a name!
Snotsvilla
36 (8.0%)
Duncoughin
197 (44.0%)
Plague House
126 (28.1%)
Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here
129 (28.8%)
I have a better idea. To the comments!
16 (3.6%)