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How often do you need to pee?
ALL THE TIME.
I know where the restrooms are in every place I visit regularly, let's just say.
I would say I am well within one standard deviation of normal, in bladder terms.
Oh, you know. Couple times a day, maybe.
I am a sloth.
Have you ever peed in public? (In this case, behind a dumpster or similar counts - we're talking about extra-restroom urination, here.)
Sure! All the time. It's very freeing.
From time to time, but only in, like, remote wooded areas, that kind of thing.
Yes. And I've done it even in built-up areas, where people were around.
Are we talking only about sober behavior?
Once. Or twice. No more.
Let's say you've been in S's situation once. Your policy, going forward?
No big. Sometimes you gotta pee behind a dumpster if you wanna make it in the working world today.
I would do my damnedest to be sure I was never in that situation again, I'll tell you what.
And what would your stance on sharing this story around be?
I definitely wouldn't tell my colleagues. What if it became the topic of an internet poll?
I would totally tell my colleagues. 'S funny!