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RODIMUS ([personal profile] rodders) wrote in [community profile] robothell2015-05-10 07:56 pm

ROOOOOBOT PROOOOM

Who: ALL ROBOTS.
Where: THE FORUM
When: RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
What: ROBOT PROM
Warnings: teenagers making out, galvatron doing his thing, a throwdown between first aid and tarn over sixshot. usual prom shit.


ROBOT PROM


the punch has been spiked, the music is whatever they could scrape together, and there’s bleachers to make out behind. takes place OUTSIDE in the forum so there's plenty of space and people can easily crash it.

prom king is optimus prime, prom queen is pipes.

please behave as irresponsibly as you would at real prom.

comment around, mingle, you all know the drill.
redshitlord: (All you need to know -- joy ride)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-11 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[OPTION 1]
What the hell is Prom even? He's never heard of it, but it seems like there's a party. And parties are always good. Sideswipe would never turn down a party in a million years. You know, if he was a million years old.

Which he wasn't.

In fact, he's peering into the apparently spiked punch, trying to determine what exactly he's looking at. Can he drink it? Is it for the humans? What's all this about, exactly?

Someone should clearly explain. And interrupt.



[OPTION 2]
Well.

Somehow, this idiot got his hands on something alcoholic. Because he has somehow managed to flop his way onto the dance floor, and, despite the cobbled-together music, is grooving like a maniac. He always did like music, and this is no exception. Severely intoxicated, or just tipsy and excited, who knows?

He might just grab the nearest bot and spin them off in a ridiculous dance.

Be careful.
imatruck: (The sun was spitting fire)

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[personal profile] imatruck 2015-05-11 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Grimlock had no idea what a prom meant, but where there's Sidesqipe a Grimlock won't be far behind. After all, they were buddies, right?

And only after a short while, not only did they get briefly separated but he ran into a completely different side of Sideswipe tonight.

Before he could do any critical thinking, Grimlock found everything go fast around him, ultimately landing in the bot's arms.

"Hey! You pickin' a fight with me?!" obviously Grimlock has not done the one on one dance.
redshitlord: (I'M SO DAMN HOT)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-11 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
"No way!"

He's just laughing, holding onto Grimlock's arms and trying, in vain, to lead the bigger bot in a silly little dance. It's mostly twisting, swinging arms. Something uncomplicated and disorderly.

Mostly fun.

"It's dancing, Grim! C'mon!"
imatruck: (The sun was spitting fire)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-05-11 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Grimlock has some concerns, Sideswipe. Mostly that he feels like he's getting swung around for no reason.

This is dancing? No way, I've seen better dancing.”
redshitlord: (rattlesnakes and romance)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-12 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Are you -- You're kidding! You've gotta be kidding!"

Meanwhile, he's still swinging around like a moron with the dinobot, grinning like an idiot. Yeah, he's a bit tipsy here. But he's having fun, at least.
imatruck: (Default)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-05-12 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Grimlock eventually gives into it, swaying awkwardly from side to side. But eventually he has enough of it.

“Yeaaaaaah, let me show you how you how a dinobot does it.”

The dinobot takes Sideswipe by one arm once he starts doing a shimmy-step on the floor, his hips jangling to his own internal rhythm.
redshitlord: (this time it's fine)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-12 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Huh?"

He thought he was doing great! He really did. But he also doesn't protest when Grimlock starts hauling him around. It's sort of fun! He rolls with it, grinning up at the big dinobot.

"You're pretty good!"
imatruck: (Acka lacka boom boom)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-05-13 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
“Dang right I am! Now watch this!”

Grimlock takes Sideswipe by the hips, swinging him around. He's having the time of his life and he owes it all to you.
redshitlord: (BABIES COME FROM WHERE???)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-13 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wh--"

There's no time to even finish the word. He's startled at first, but, as the swinging goes, it... really doesn't seem so bad. He grips onto Grimlock's arms, wobbling and trying his best to stay upright.
imatruck: (I felt a little tired)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-05-14 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
And Grimlock spins him around a couple more times just because he likes the look on Sideswipe's face when he does it. But he stops, going back to a gentle sway.

“So...what's up with you? You're like different.”
redshitlord: (which other rubes)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-14 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
He's laughing uncontrollably by the time Grimlock slows them down. Stumbling and leaning into the bigger bot's support.

"Wha?" Oh, right, was he different? "Nothing! I'm -- totally fine. Seriously. Like amazing. Right?"
imatruck: (The sun was spitting fire)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-05-15 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Woah there topsy turvy. Grimlock gives a big hug to stabilize the smaller Autobot.

“...wanna run that by me with words this time?”
redshitlord: (Dreaming of the free world)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-15 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
"... huh?"

Grimlock had been speaking. He knew that. He'd heard him clearly. But it was as if the words were water, lost the second he tried to hold onto and make sense of them. So, instead, he's being hugged and staring dazedly up at Grimlock like the dinobot just started speaking in tongues.

"I'm okay! Are... are you okay? 'Cause Grims. Your face? Bud. It's. Huge."
imatruck: (I was a night like this)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-05-15 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah ok something's clearly wrong. Sideswipe looks like he got hit with a good pile of Decepticons, with about as much sense. He shakes his head, doing what any sensitive bot would do: poke their face.

“My face is always like this...wait a minute, you callin' me ugly?”
redshitlord: (I'M SO DAMN HOT)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-16 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
"No! No, your face is. It's nice! Like always."

And in true drunk dumb child fashion, he lifts his own hand to pat at Grimlock's face. Beaming at him. Oh, yeah. He feels fine. And buzzy.
imatruck: (So I watched miami vice)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-05-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
“Uh....”

He chuckles, nervous as his face goes a little warm. He never expected Sideswipe, aka Coolbot, to say things like that.

“...you really think that?”
redshitlord: (I'M SO DAMN HOT)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-17 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, uh. Yeah? I mean. You're great! You're really great! And huge! And you're a good bot!"

There's another pat. This would probably all sound a lot more sincere if he didn't look like he was half-out-of-it. And dangling limply in Grimlock's hold.

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-14 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Shut up."

It's an immediate reaction to hearing that voice. He bristles, glowering over at the other bot. Folding his arms over his chest, shoulders hunching.

"Like you'd know," he shoots back. "You didn't even know about --" And cue the hand waving. "alternate universes."
redshitlord: (you say it's dinner with your sister)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-16 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
"If you did, maybe you should have, oh, I dunno..."

Now he leans over the punch bowl, to better glower in this Rodimus jerk's dumb face.

"mentioned that? Like a decent bot should?"
redshitlord: (Stumbled in the twilight)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-18 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
"That's like everything I was talking about!"

So shut up, Rodimus. Also, your punch? He's going to reach across the table and try to grab it from you in a fit of teenage pique.

"You didn't think for a second, Oh hey maybe Sideswipe's not from my weird, creepy world? Because, guess what? Optimus figured it out in like a nanosecond."
redshitlord: (Bleeding when she kissed me)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-18 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Um, all of me? Which you totally just gestured at."

Ugh, what is this guy's problem? Optimus was totally wrong. How could he go easy on such a walking stack of lousy programming? Like Mister Hot Rod Flames over there had any room to criticize.

"He's not even the right Optimus, and, guess what! He figured it out! He didn't tell me Bee was dead when he's not."