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[A certain minty-haired Visitor is on the screen today, his arm around the shoulders of a brown haired kid who may be familiar to some. Judging by the voices in the background, there’s about four people in all, even if they aren’t all visible on the camera ~~yet~~.]

Hey! Lately, people have been coming by the Detective Agency thinking it’s functional again. At first we turned down requests since we’re obviously not detectives, but...

Well, maybe you should say it instead, Ayumu?

[Ayumu is pretty much resigned at this point, though his expression clearly seems to have some doubts about the wisdom of this idea. They were a bunch of kids and a tanuki, after all. Who’d go looking to them for help?]

This was your idea, not mine.

[There’s some yelling from off-screen.]

But it sounds like fun!

[Ayumu’s response is muttered.]

If anyone’s even interested...

But it’s like being a super-awesome spy!

[While they keep bickering amongst themselves, a certain assistant waltzes up to the feed and waves in that wonderfully cutesy fashion of hers. Yup, it’s Hiyono, alright.]

Ahem--what they’re trying to say is, we’re now open for business! I’ve even set up an inbox for you to send all of your requests to~

Right, right. And you were going to spread rumors too, weren’t you, Hiyono?

Mm-hmm! [The agreement is punctuated with her ever present smile -- and wait, is she proverbially sparkling as she does?] To be honest, I haven’t really worked with rumors that come true, but I guess there’s a first for everything, right?

[The look on the brown haired teen’s face is just a little wary. Ayumu could only imagine how much she was going to enjoy that….]

Well, you heard them. We’ll take on jobs if you have them in our spare time.

[There’s suddenly a tanuki squeezing his face into this shot. ~~Except he’s in human form but whatever.~~]

Just try to make them interesting ones!

[Joint post! Responses will come from one of the four or more: Ayumu, Hizumi, Hiyono or Taro. Lots of threadjacking will be happening, most likely.]

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"Oh! Hizumi! You and your harem are going into the detective business?"

DESCO IS SO EXCITED

"Desco will make you a detective outfit!"

[Setting aside the outfit first...]

...Harem? Where did that come from?

...What are you talking about?

[Did she really just--]

"Huh? Didn't your girlfriend tell you that Desco has penetrated your disguise? Desco knows you are a super-rare male succubus, the Ultra Gigolo!"

[He's just gonna

paaaaaaause and turn towards Hiyono. You wanna explain this one to the class?]

[Girlfriend?

He pauses and stares at Hiyono as well, and... is that a blush?]

What's she talking about?

I don't know either! [FRANTIC FLAILING AT HIZUMI.] She just went on and on about you being a male succubus, complete with bust and hips!

[...what.]

Edited 2014-02-03 14:27 (UTC)

Sage nod.

"Of course! How else would you explain all you humans getting over your weird monogamy hangups if he wasn't a succubus?"

Slight pause.

"Oh, uh, Ultra Gigolo? Desco is pretty sure your breasts will get bigger if you drink a lot of milk!"

[Harem-- succubus-- breasts--]

Where in the world are you getting any of this?

"All succubi have breasts! It's because they have the hopes and dreams of men packed inside their chests!"

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"W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?"

No eardrums were blown out in the making of this scream.

"Why are you acting so shocked? We've already been over this, Miss Easily Seduced!"

"L--Let me get one thing straight here; I am not in a harem with Hizumi-san!"

NOOOOOOOPE--

Desco is thinking very hard.

"Oh! So that's why you're the only girl! It's actually your harem! Desco is very impressed at how you managed to seduce an Ultra Gigolo!"

Desco unleashes her ULTIMATE ATTACK: Seventeen Sparkly Shiny Puppy Eyes!

"Seducing an Ultra Gigolo is a feat worthy of a Demon Lord! Please tell Desco your secrets, Seduction Queen!"

"...but I--"

Where is this even going anymore? How does she even answer something this outrageous? How many more leaps of logic will this oddball make!?

...

"I am not part of a harem!"

He's older than all of them put together sob.

Desco is staring with narrowed eyes.

"Are you suuuuure?"

"... Well for one they're all way younger than me."

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"Desco is four and she has a harem! So this is obviously the same thing!"

"You probably shouldn't have a harem at that age..."

"The Final Boss does what she wants!"

... It's probably better not to ask.

"Anyway, I'm not in anyone's harem. They're more like my little siblings."

Well, Hizumi and Ayumu are. Hiyono gets brought in by association.

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"...wow, that's too kinky even for Desco."

"... I mean it would be if I was interested in sleeping with them. But I'm not, so it's not."

"Taro! Not helping!"

FLAILFLAILFLAILFLAILFLAIL--SOMEONE HELP HER.

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