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From:

justbeingknife

Hey. I did some research after the other day.

Did you know bull horns are live bone? You're takin' care of them, right? And your hooves?

From:

blap_blap

yeah i figured out the horn thing when i slammed a cabinet door into one of them

don't worry mom i promise i know how to take care of my weird cow bits

do i even want to know what else you've found

From:

justbeingknife

I'm serious. I'm gonna buy some blood stop powder in case somethin' happens.

Bulls fold their dicks up when they're not using 'em.

From:

blap_blap

see i was wondering when we were going to get to weird dick facts

you were just lulling me into a false sense of security with the horn thing

From:

justbeingknife

Hey, you didn't wanna hear about the other stuff.

Anyway, they're retractable or some shit, it's called a sigmoid flexure.

From:

blap_blap

great this just makes me dread the possibility of more weird monster changes even more.

[A retractable, folding dick. God. Damn, nature, you freaky.]

wolves have a bone in their dicks

From:

justbeingknife

[ The jokes wrote themselves. ]

Yeah, uh. To be honest, I never paid all that much attention to what was goin' on with my wolf junk. Before.

But I guess I don't need to tell ya about what that all was about, then.

From:

blap_blap

i might've cracked open an encyclopedia and gotten a pretty good idea of what went down

has that ever yknow. happened before?

From:

justbeingknife

No. I can change into my night form, but I got a handle on that. Gettin' my claws out, for example -- it ain't too hard, as long as I know when to keep cool.

[ In a way, his background had eased the transition: back home, he'd been all about control. Over himself, if nothing else. ]

But I've never... that was new.

From:

blap_blap

maybe i should be flattered?

[That he'd made the guy who normally has great control over himself lose it a bit.]

From:

justbeingknife

You're one of a kind, Tim. I hope ya know that.

[ Was it disconcerting to be the one whose control had slipped? Yes. On some level, Majima's survival depended on his ability to judge the situation and project the appropriate image -- to make sure he didn't show how he felt.

And yet he couldn't bring himself to regret anything about it. ]

From:

blap_blap

that's really sweet and i'm gonna take that compliment

but i'm letting you know right now that i'm reserving the right to make dog jokes

From:

justbeingknife

And I reserve the right to shed all over your stuff, so I guess we're even.

By the way, how much skin would ya say you're comfortable showing?

From:

blap_blap

uh i think i'm going to need context to answer that question?

oh is this about the beach thing? like i'm fine with wearing a swimsuit.

From:

justbeingknife

Sure is. I was gonna pick up tickets for next week.

Unless that doesn't work for your schedule?

From:

blap_blap

next week sounds great! i'm looking forward to it

[He still had no idea how to swim but like. It was fine. Everything would be fine, how hard could it be.]

From:

justbeingknife

Yeah, me too.

[ They could beat the heat, feed the seagulls, put worries about their respective junk to the side... ]

Ship starts from Lake Dala, I'll send ya the details. Oh, and remember: sunscreen.

[ Granted, Tim would be able to grab sympathy points, and no doubt Majima would be just fine spoiling him. But it just wasn't fun being overcooked steak. ]

From:

blap_blap

[Seagulls aren't pigeons, Majima, they don't wait for you to feed them, they just help themselves to your stuff.]

i won't forget! the last thing i want is to end up fried

roasted?

god i'd be roast beef, wouldn't i

[Why was he such a fountain of beef puns.]

From:

justbeingknife

Ha! You said it, not me.

[ And when the day in question rolled around, Majima would be by the Lake Dala dock, canvas bag over his shoulder and dressed more casually than usual. Long-sleeved, loose-fitting button-up shirt and similarly relaxed fit slacks. Beach sandals.

The eyepatch wasn't in evidence, either, though there were a pair of sunglasses perched up on Majima's head. His left eye he simply kept closed, and if someone was looking close enough, they might spot the tiniest mole under it in a spot the cloth usually kept covered. ]

Hey. Looks like the weather held out.

[ Their ferryboat was still boarding, but the smells of freshly-caught lake fish were already wafting up from further down on the dock, as fishermen brought in their hauls. Majima wasn't interested in any of these, however -- nope. It was the open ocean he was looking forward to. ]

From:

blap_blap

[When Tim approached the dock, he was dressed about as casual as Majima-- maybe a little more so, since he was showing more skin with his tank and shorts. But if he was going to the beach, he wanted to get some sun, right? Sun's out guns out or whatever.]

[Within reason, of course. He was also appropriately sun-protected with sunscreen and a floppy straw hat and sunglasses. Sun safety!]

Hi! Yeah, it's really nice out today.

[Great beach weather, which was doubly nice because he got to see Majima in something casual. More obvious than his clothes, though, was the lack of an eyepatch; Tim didn't want to stare, make it weird or something, but it looked very... normal. It kind of just looked like he was closing one eye, like a perpetual wink.]

[Plus that cute little beauty mark. Kind of a shame that the patch covered it most days.]

Ready to go?

Edited Date: 2019-06-07 04:47 am (UTC)

From:

justbeingknife

[ He snorted at the sight of the man. ]

That's the dorkiest hat I've ever seen. Looks good on ya.

[ Because strangely enough, those bovine ears and the ribbon kind of complemented each other? Majima tilted his head in the direction of the ferry, the thumb of one hand hooking loosely into the waistband of Tim's shorts to tug him forward. ]

Ready. Let's get a good spot, huh? Been forever since I was on a ferry.

[ A few other people were slowly filing on: younger locals, chatting cheerily. For the most part, however, it seemed that the real summer crush hadn't yet begun. ]

From:

blap_blap

Hey, it's practical! It won't be dorky when your whole face is sunburned.

[Okay, so the ribbon had no practical purpose, but the rest of the hat did! It kept the sun off of his face, and it was cute. But it's fine, he's only faux-offended anyway; the hat was big and floppy and made of straw and possibly supposed to be a woman's hat? Whatever, he didn't care.]

[Tim followed along when Majima tugged him, up onto the deck of the ferry. There was a nice breeze coming off of the lake, crisp and cool and smelling a little bit like fish. Which was... kinda gross. It was fine, he'd smelled worse things in his life.]

Yeah, sure. [He was all for getting a good spot, whatever that would be on a boat. He was relying on you for this one, Majima, boats, like swimming, were out of Tim's general experience range.] How long's this trip take, anyway? I mean, it didn't seem that far to get up to the islands?

[It was more that Tim doesn't really know how fast boats go.]

From:

justbeingknife

A couple hours -- we're takin' the scenic route. The course takes us up the river and around to Tunn.

[ Shouting, and the sounds of preparations as the boat made ready to leave. Majima made his way over toward the prow. He slipped his sunglasses on as they reached the front and leaned up against the metal railing. ]

This is your first time on a boat, right? Wait, ya don't have a problem with motion sickness, do ya? They do kind of rock back and forth.

[ Gosh, he kept forgetting Tim was a space alien. But surely if he was good with space travel, he'd be fine on the water? ]

Edited Date: 2019-06-07 05:39 am (UTC)

From:

blap_blap

[Tim leaned against the railing, watching as much as he could of the castaway procedure. It was different from what people would do to prepare for docking or sending off a ship in a hangar bay; there was a lot more, like, rope involved. Presumably an anchor?]

I think I'll be okay. [This couldn't be worse than space, right?] I was fine in low gravity, for the most part. The movement part wasn't the problem, I mean, it was more the, uh, height? I'm not good with heights.

[More like he was fucking terrified of heights, but that's fine. They were on a boat, not a plane or something.]

I guess we're gonna find out, anyway. God, I sure hope I don't get motion sickness, or else it's gonna be a shitty few hours.

From:

justbeingknife

[ There was one guy on deck yelling at the sailors. Something about sea dogs? He had a captain's uniform; maybe he was really into roleplay. ]

Really? How the hell'd you manage it when ya had to take off and land?

[ And if Tim was afraid of heights, was he also afraid of the depths? Hmm. Probably not, probably it was fine. The boat cast off from shore, cutting its way through the waves. The breeze off the lake was cool -- a nice change from the heat of approaching summer as it blew at the ends of the loose ponytail in which Majima had tied his hair.

Some of the passengers were sitting down, heading inside the glass-fronted cabin for snacks or drinks, but he seemed satisfied to stay outside and check out the gulls for now. They were screeching as they floated lazily above the water. ]

Edited Date: 2019-06-08 01:22 am (UTC)