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Date: 2019-10-24 04:25 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (this is my sad face)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2019-10-29 03:41 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (this is my sad face)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
u kno i dont smell anything

rick pulls this shit w/me every halloween, now im passing on the annoyance

Date: 2019-10-29 03:51 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (oh my god you're for real?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
im gonna guess itd feel like an electric storm in my head

bcuz thats not how the chain of annoyance works

u pay it forward, not back

n theres only so many ppl i can send it 2 n NOT interrupt my sex life

Date: 2019-10-29 04:05 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (you wanna make a deal?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
ur only saying that cuz ur on the bottom

think about all the other ways i culd ruin ur day then complain about a dumb email

u doing anything 4 halloween btw?

Date: 2019-10-30 04:10 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (you're about to meet my watch chain)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
idk sumtimes lately i think u forget

that is the least helpful answer tim. yes or no, cupcake, those r the acceptable answers 2 that question!

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