inbox.

Mar. 18th, 2013 08:26 pm
assistente: (Default)
[personal profile] assistente


written correspondence preferred. please don't leave complaints here.

Date: 2019-08-15 04:50 am (UTC)
skulltasm: (jar!)
From: [personal profile] skulltasm
[ It’s in Salvio’s bed, this time. Neatly tucked between the blankets and the pillows, so it might be mistaken for just one of those bed lumps. You know how common bed lumps are, right? ]
Edited (shrugs) Date: 2019-08-15 05:31 am (UTC)

Date: 2019-08-16 01:46 am (UTC)
skulltasm: (jar a bit bigger)
From: [personal profile] skulltasm
FINALLY! DO YOU NEVER SLEEP? I'VE BEEN HERE FOR AGES


[ Really it hasn't been that long, but when you don't have arms with which to maneuver bedding, or legs with which to leave, it gets so very

very

dull. ]

Date: 2019-08-16 01:56 am (UTC)
reshapes: (Default)
From: [personal profile] reshapes
[You're welcome.]

Date: 2019-08-21 03:47 am (UTC)
reshapes: ([002])
From: [personal profile] reshapes
[Why, out of the goodness of his heart of course! You obviously are both in need of that special someone.]

Date: 2019-08-21 01:49 am (UTC)
skulltasm: (jar a bit bigger)
From: [personal profile] skulltasm
WELL DON'T BLAME ME, IT'S NOT LIKE I PUT MYSELF HERE, NOW IS IT?


[ The skull doesn't wave its arms or legs, for it has neither. ]

Date: 2019-08-22 11:59 pm (UTC)
skulltasm: (jar close as possible)
From: [personal profile] skulltasm
PLACED, OFF-LOADED, FOISTED, WHAT-HAVE-YOU. THE CURSE OF NOT BEING AMBULATORY.


[ A pause, then: ]

OH, UNCLUTCH YOUR PEARLS, SALVIE, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE. AND BELIEVE ME: I'VE SEEN PLENTY.

Date: 2019-08-23 03:53 am (UTC)
skulltasm: (jar!)
From: [personal profile] skulltasm
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD?


[ Two cartoonish eyes pop into existence within Skull's sockets at the moment he says eyes, roll exaggeratedly, and then disappear. ]

IT WOULD SEEM YOU HAVE AN ADMIRER.

Date: 2019-08-23 06:49 pm (UTC)
skulltasm: (jar a bit bigger)
From: [personal profile] skulltasm
REALLY? PERHAPS I WAS MISTAKEN. YOU COULD HAVE A NEMESIS, THEN.


[ He bobs gently, turning his once again empty sockets to "look" at Salvio. Almost hastily, this addendum: ]

I DON'T MEAN ME, OF COURSE. I'M SIMPLY THE...TOKEN. IMAGINE HOW THAT MUST MAKE ME FEEL, BEING GIVEN TO SOMEONE LIKE SOME SORT OF KNICK-KNACK.

Date: 2019-08-24 01:51 am (UTC)
skulltasm: (Default)
From: [personal profile] skulltasm
[ This time the Skull turns the opposite direction, away from Salvio. Dramatically. ]

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

Date: 2019-08-26 03:50 am (UTC)
skulltasm: (jar a bit bigger)
From: [personal profile] skulltasm
[ It swivels a fraction of the way back. ]

YOU MEAN IT?

Date: 2019-08-29 02:26 am (UTC)
skulltasm: (Default)
From: [personal profile] skulltasm
NO MEANING YOU DON'T MEAN IT? OR NO MEANING YOU WOULDN'T CALL ME A KNICK-KNACK?


[ It continues to slowly turn. ]

Date: 2019-09-01 10:25 pm (UTC)
skulltasm: (jar.)
From: [personal profile] skulltasm
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A KNICK-KNACK IS, DO YOU.

Date: 2019-09-02 05:15 am (UTC)
skulltasm: (jar close as possible)
From: [personal profile] skulltasm
THEN THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T KNOW HOW DEMEANING IT IS TO BE TREATED LIKE ONE! WHICH MEANS YOU ARE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

WELL THE JOKE'S ON YOU, SALLY, I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.


[ A theatrical sniffle would not be out of place with the Skull's tone, but he doesn't want to oversell it. ]

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] skulltasm - Date: 2019-09-03 07:29 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] skulltasm - Date: 2019-09-08 03:44 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] skulltasm - Date: 2019-09-11 04:36 am (UTC) - Expand

somewhere, a headless corpse's pants are on fire

From: [personal profile] skulltasm - Date: 2019-09-13 01:34 am (UTC) - Expand

and someone none the wiser is very confused

From: [personal profile] skulltasm - Date: 2019-09-13 06:32 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] skulltasm - Date: 2019-09-13 08:33 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] skulltasm - Date: 2019-09-15 07:25 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] skulltasm - Date: 2019-09-21 03:45 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] skulltasm - Date: 2019-09-23 01:02 am (UTC) - Expand

Profile

assistente: (Default)
Salvio Pizzicagnolo

March 2018

S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Most Popular Tags

Page Summary

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 28th, 2025 07:17 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios