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A preschool in Philadelphia has prohibited its kids from acting like superheroes during recess. For realz. Because apparently the correct response to excessively rough play in five-year-olds is to BAN SUPERMAN.

The letter begins thusly:

PARENTS WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Recently it has been brought to our attention that the imaginations of our preschool children are becoming dangerously overactive...

Because yeah, IMAGINATION BAD. When I was in preschool I dressed as Batgirl for Halloween (and yes, I was adorable). Guess that won't be an option for anyone at this re-education camp school.

More here: Preschool Bans Kids From “Super Hero Play,” Doesn’t Even Have the Decency To Do It With Proper Grammar

And here: Preschool Bans Kids From Pretending to Be Superheroes, Misses Point of Childhood Completely .

Date: 2013-05-23 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mundungus42.livejournal.com
As Wonder Woman, I lasso these stupid cattle and leave 'em trussed up for the rodeo clown to mock. That was one metaphor too many, wasn't it?

Date: 2013-05-23 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inamac.livejournal.com
To be fair, the letter goes on to say that they're concerned about the violence kids are bringing to such games - but that's not confined to 'Superhero role-play' (in my day it was 'cowboys and indians), and is best addressed by banning violent games - not superheros.

Date: 2013-05-23 01:43 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] duniazade.livejournal.com
*headdesk*

Reminds me of something I read on the BBC: there's a school where they don't want the kids to have best friends because "the others may feel excluded."

Date: 2013-05-23 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squibstress.livejournal.com
'Cause it's way easier than actually addressing specific behaviors. Next thing will be banning them from speaking during recess to deal with the fact that a few kids use bad language.

Date: 2013-05-23 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamy-dragon73.livejournal.com
Yes, let's not encourage too much imagination. It might lead to ~gasp~ independent thinking.
/sarcasm

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