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I was born young, grew old very quickly, then entered into my second childhood which I found far more satisfying than my first. Also safer. No longer having parents who threaten to move away and leave no forwarding address, or wave guns and rant drunkenly, was a remarkable improvement. I've ended up having a rather interesting life - including becoming a licensed private investigator (seriously), writing plays that have been produced (successfully in LA area, not so successfully in NYC), and working as a homeschool tutor to a teenage redneck in Williston, Florida. I share my life with a very strange man who likes things that burn, explode, knives that are too sharp, and who makes art that literally made the State of Florida threaten to close a gallery. It's never dull in my world.